Advent Calendar Jokes

Looking for funny jokes for an Advent Calendar?

These jokes are perfect for parents and family members to put in their Advent Calendars.

You’ll find funny Christmas jokes, winter jokes and jokes that kids (and everyone else) will get a smile out of.

You’ll even find jokes about the Elf on the Shelf – a notorious Advent Calendar candy thief!

There are enough jokes and riddles here so you can find a new joke to share in your Advent calendar each day leading up to Christmas.

Advent Calendar Jokes

Q: How did the elf on the shelf feel when he couldn’t get the chocolate from the advent calendar?
A: Foiled.

Q: What does Rudolph run to every December morning up until Christmas?
A: His Advent calen-deer.

Q: Why do so many people smile in December?
A: It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year

Q: What has forty feet and sings Jingle Bells?
A: Christmas Carollers.

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Q: Why did the boy bring his science book home for the holidays?
A: To create something for the invent calendar.

Q: What do you sing when gingerbread cookies are in the oven?
A: Jingle smells, jingle smells…

Q: How did the Christmas tree get in trouble?
A: It was knotty.

Q: How many Christmas trees can you plant on an empty farm?
A: One, because then the farm isn’t empty anymore.

Q: What was the name of the girl elf on the shelf?
A: Miss Chievous.

Q: How do you drain pasta on Christmas?
A: With an advent collander.

Q: What was the tallest elf’s favorite Olympic event?
A: North Pole-vault

Q: Who was the most dangerous cookie?
A: The Ninjabread man.

Q: How do Gingerbread Men keep their jackets closed?
A: With ginger snaps.

Q: What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A: A Christmas Quacker.

Q: What does a chemistry teacher call a bunch of monomers in December?
A: An Advent Polymer.

Q: What would you call Santa if he became a detective?
A: Santa Clues.

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Q: Why does Santa always go down the chimney?
A: Because it soots him.

Q: Who hides in the bakery during Christmas?
A: A mince spy

Q: What goes ho-ho whoosh, ho-ho whoosh?
A: Santa caught in a revolving door

Q: What did the lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?
A: Sandy claws

Q: What did the dog say to Santa?
A: Woof.

Q: How does Kris Kringle take pictures?
A: With his North Pole-aroid.

Q: Where does Mrs. Claus keep Santa’s suit?
A: In their Clauset.

Q: What does Santa suffer from when he gets stuck in a chimney?
A: Santa Claustrophobia

Q: What did the boy say when his Mom wanted him to fix the cranberry sauce?
A: But I didn’t break it!

Q: Where does Santa stay when he’s on holiday?
A: At a Ho-ho-tel.

Q: What do reindeer have that no other animals have?
A: Baby reindeer!

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Q: What do you call Santa when he has no change in his pocket?
A: Saint Nickel-less.

Q: What does Santa like to get when he goes to the donut shop?
A: A jolly roll.

Q: What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A: The Christmas version has no L (noel)

Q: How does Santa smell?
A: With his nose.

Q: How do you pick up a 2-ton Advent calendar?
A: With a Candy Crane.

Q: What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santa on his birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.

Q: What’s red and white and falls down a lot?
A: Santa Klutz.

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Q: Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
A: Santa Paws

Q: Why didn’t Mommy get any sweets for Christmas?
A: The delivery was ChocoLATE.

Q: How was the Christmas tree like a bad seamstress?
A: They both drop needles

Q: Which Christmas carol do parents like the most?
A: Silent Night

Q: Why does Santa do in his garden?
A: He hoe hoe hoes

Q: What do cranberries say on December 25th?
A: Cranberrrrrry Christmas!

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