Looking for a laugh that the whole family can enjoy? You’re in the right ballpark! This page is filled with clean Toronto Blue Jays jokes, puns, and baseball humor that are perfect for kids, parents, teachers, coaches, and baseball fans of all ages.
Whether you’re telling jokes at school, sharing laughs in the dugout, or keeping the energy high on game day, these Blue Jays jokes are guaranteed to be a home run.
All jokes on this page are family-friendly and classroom-safe — great for young fans and lifelong Jays supporters alike. Scroll down for puns, one-liners, rivalry jokes, and silly Blue Jays humor you can share with friends and family.
Funny Toronto Blue Jays Jokes for Fans
Why don’t the Toronto Blue Jays ever get lost at night? Because they always follow the bats.
Why did the Blue Jay bring a ladder to the game? To catch the high fly balls.
What’s a Blue Jays fan’s favorite type of music? Swing!
Why do Blue Jays players eat sunflower seeds? Because they can’t find any bird seed in the dugout.
What do the Blue Jays and a circus have in common? Lots of amazing catches!
Why did the Blue Jay cross the road? To steal second base.
Toronto Blue Jays Puns & Wordplay
The Jays always know how to wing it.
A Blue Jays fan’s life is never fowl.
Their best players really knock it out of the park.
Jays jokes are always egg-cellent.
When the Jays win, fans are on cloud nine innings.
Family-Friendly Blue Jays Baseball Humor
How do Blue Jays keep cool during summer games? They sit next to the fans.
Why did the Blue Jay bring string to the game? So he could tie the score.
Why was the baseball team always in trouble at school? They kept getting caught stealing bases.
Why did the Blue Jays outfielder bring a pencil to the game? In case he needed to draw a walk.
More Clean Blue Jays One-Liners
A Blue Jays win is always tweet-worthy.
Jays players never worry about foul language – only foul balls.
Toronto baseball fans don’t boo — they coo.
Even More Blue Jays Jokes for Kids
Why did Joe Carter want to earn so much? He was building a nest-egg.
Which Blue Jay player was the best at throwing parties? David Wells, because he was a pitcher!
Why did the Blue Jays bring a broom to the field? They heard about a potential sweep.
What’s the Blue Jays’ favorite school subject? Drama — because they love classic plays.
Why did Roy Halladay go to music class? To improve his pitch
Why are Blue Jays player such terrible secret keepers? They always tweet everything.
Why did the Blue Jays practice in the kitchen? They wanted better batters.
How do Blue Jays become such good salesmen? With plenty of practice pitches.
Who would be the best choice as a Blue Jays relief pitcher?
The mummy – because he knows how to wrap up.
What do Toronto ballplayers do when their eyesight goes bad?
They get jobs as an umpire.
Why did John Schneider want spiders to play for the Blue Jays?
They know how to catch flies.
What do young Blue Jays fans like about going to the park?
The swings.
Why did the Jays only want frogs in the outfield?
They never miss a fly.
How do Blue Jays baseball players stay cool?
By standing close to the fans.
Why do the Blue Jays lose so many day games?
Their bats only wake up at night.
What’s do José Berríos and a professional bowler have in common?
You can count on them both to throw strikes.
Riddle: Addison Barger leaves home, makes a left turn, another left, and then another left before going home again. When he gets home he finds two men in masks waiting for him! Who are they? Answer: The catcher and the umpire.
What did Davis Schneider say to the baseball?
Catch you later.
When is a Toronto outfielder like a spider?
When he catches flies.
Where does Tommy Nance wash his pants?
In the bleachers.
Why are Blue Jays players so rich?
Because they play on diamonds.
What does Tyler Heineman wear on Halloween?
A Face Mask. (He plays catcher)
What is harder for Addison Barger to catch the faster he runs?
His breath!
Why does it take Ernie Clement longer to run from 2nd base to 3rd base than from 1st base to 2nd base? Because there is a short stop in the middle.
Blue Jays Jokes from MLB Rivals
Why do the Detroit Tigers hate playing the Blue Jays? Because cats hate birds!
What do most people have in common with the Toronto Blue Jays?
They’ll both be watching the World Series on television…
What do you call 28 millionaires around a TV watching the World Series? The Toronto Blue Jays.
What is the difference between Shane Bieber and a professional bowler? A professional bowler knows how to throw a strike.
What’s the difference between a pile of dust and the Toronto Blue Jays? Nothing – they both always get swept.
What song do Toronto Blue Jays fans sing before the bottom of the ninth inning? Nobody knows. There’s never any of them left.
What’s the difference between the New York Yankees and the Toronto Blue Jays? The most recent Yankees World Series team photo isn’t black and white.
What’s the difference between the Toronto Blue Jays and a skunk?
At some point, a skunk stops stinking.
What is the difference between a Blue Jays fan and a newborn baby? The baby will stop crying after awhile.
What did the Toronto Blue Jays fan do after his team won the World Series? He turned off the PlayStation.
Why doesn’t Vancouver have a professional baseball team?
Because then Toronto would want one.
Did you hear that Toronto’s baseball team doesn’t have a website?
That’s right, they can’t string three “W’s” together.
What’s the difference between a Rogers Centre hotdog, and a Yankee Stadium hotdog? You can buy a Yankee Stadium hotdog in October!
Why is Halloween the Toronto Blue Jays favorite holiday?
It’s the only event in October they have to look forward to…
What’s the difference between Toronto fans and mosquitos? Mosquitos are only annoying during the summer.
According to a new poll 95 percent of people love watching baseball. The other 5 percent are Blue Jays fans.
What do average Blue Jays fans get on their I.Q. tests? Lots of drool.
What do the Jays and lawn furniture have in common? They both fold in October.
How are the Blue Jays like a grizzly bear? Every October, they go into hibernation.
What do you call the winning team at a Toronto home game? Visitors.
Blue Jays Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Uriah.
Uriah who?
Keep Uriah on the ball.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howey.
Howey who?
Howey run so fast to first base?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bass.
Bass who?
Bass-ball is my favorite sport.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Tess me.
Tess me who?
Tess me the baseball!
