Looking for jokes about hot days and heat waves? Check out these funny jokes for hot weather – you won’t break a sweat, but you will crack a smile!
This is the best collection of heat wave jokes you’ll find anywhere. And just like all of the jokes here at Fun Kids Jokes, the hot weather jokes on this page are clean and safe for all ages.
Any time during a hot day is a good time for these joke. But if you’re experiencing a heat wave, then these jokes can make it more bearable.
Heat Wave Jokes
Q: What do toads drink on a hot summer days?
A: Ice cold Croak-o-cola.
Q: What do fans do at hot, summer soccer games?
A: Heat waves.
Q: What do you call a poodle in Arizona during the summer?
A: A hot dog
Q: What did the bee do when it was hot?
A: Took off his yellow jacket.
Q: What do you give a puppy on a really hot day?
A: A pupsicle.
Q: How do you help someone during a heat wave?
A: Give them lemon-ade.
Q: What is the coolest letter on a hot summer day?
A: Iced T.
Q: Where did the storm tropper go to cool off during a heat wave?
A: The Darth Mall.
Q: What kind of food can you get at the beach during the hottest days?
A: Steamed clams.
Q: What did the tide give on the hot day?
A: A heat wave.
Q: What did the air conditioning say to the TV star?
A: I’m your biggest fan.
Q: What are the only two seasons in Arizona?
A: Hot and Hotter.
Q: What did the pig say on the really hot day?
A: I’m bacon.
Q: Why are elephants always ready to swim on a hot day?
A: They always have their trunks with them.
Q: Which is the fastest, heat or cold?
A: Heat is faster because you can catch a cold.
Q: Why did the panda go to Home Depot on a hot summer day?
A: To buy a bear conditioner.
Q: How do you keep your legs from sticking to a chair on hot days?
A: Non-stick cooking spray!
Q: What’s the brightest day of the week?
A: SUNday.
Q: What happens to ice on a hot day?
A: It melts.
Q: What came out of the sprinkler during the heat wave?
A: Steam.
Q: Why did the newscaster hide during the heat wave?
A: He was the weatherman.
Q: How are people during a heat wave like clothes?
A: Their sweaters.
Q: Why were hungry dogs chasing he boy on the hot day?
A: They knew he had two hot pockets.
Q: What do you call a 3-pointer on the court during a heat wave?
A: A hot shot.
Q: Why did the man bring blue cheese to the aviary on a 100-degree day?
A: To go with the hot wings.
Q: Why was the boy purple on the hot summer day?
A: He filled his pool with grape Kool Aid thinking it would be colder than plain water.
Q: Why should you play soccer on hot days?
A: So you’ll be surrounded by fans.
Q: How did the little boy float away at the beach?
A: It was so hot that his beach ball turned into a hot air balloon.
Q: What do you call ice cream on a 110-degree day?
A: Cream.
Q: Who’s the most popular comedian on a hot day?
A: The good humor man.
How Hot is It Jokes
How hot is it?
It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.
How hot is it?
It’s so hot that my kite crashed and burned.
How hot is it?
It’s so hot that farmers are feeding ice to the chickens so they won’t lay boiled eggs.
How hot is it?
It’s so hot that corn on the stalks starts popping.
How hot is it?
It’s so hot that all chocolate is drinkable.
How hot is it?
It’s so hot that you can poach eggs in a pool.
How hot is it?
It’s so hot that chickens are laying omelettes.
How hot is it?
It’s so hot that I saw a squirrel pick up a nut with pot holders.
How hot is it?
It’s so hot that my thermometer goes up to “I’m not kidding.”
How hot is it?
It’s so hot that even Mr. Heat Miser is miserable.
How hot is it?
It’s so hot that the car overheats before you start it.
How hot is it?
It’s so hot that I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog.
How hot is it?
It’s so hot that my campfire lit itself.
How hot is it?
It’s so hot that all the bread in the store is toast.
How hot is it?
It’s so hot that cows are giving evaporated milk.
How hot is it?
It’s so hot that robins are using potholders to pull worms from the ground.
How hot is it?
It’s so hot that I’m sweating like a politician on election day.
