Winter jokes for kids, including winter puns, riddles, knock-knock jokes, one liners and more. Not only are these funny winter jokes, but these are clean winter jokes for all ages.
These jokes about winter are great for parents, grandparents, teachers, babysitters, children and anyone looking to celebrate the season with some laughs.
These are winter-themed jokes – If you’re looking for holiday jokes instead, then check out these collections: Christmas Jokes, Santa Jokes, Elf Jokes and Snowman Jokes (and Frosty the Snowman Jokes).
Winter Jokes for Kids
Q: What do you call ten rabbits hopping backwards through the snow together?
A: A receding hare line.
Q: What type of diet did the snowman go on?
A: The Meltdown Diet
Q: Why did the boy keep his trumpet out in the snow?
A: Because he liked cool music.
Q: What did the snowman have for breakfast?
A: Frosted Snowflakes
Q: What often falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
A: Snow
Q: What do you have in December that you can’t have in any other month?
A: The letter D
Q: What do Snowmen call their offspring?
A: Chill-dren.
Q: What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a wolf?
A: A brrrr-grrr.
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes.
Winter Jokes and Riddles
Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?
A: In a snow bank.
Q: How do you know that a snowman crawled into your bed with you?
A: You wake up wet and there’s a carrot on your pillow.
Q: What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
A: An ice burger extra cheese.
Q: How does a penguin build a house?
A: Igloos it together.
Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A: Ice caps.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: What’s a good winter tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter.
Q: How did Jack Frost get to work?
A: By icicle.
Q: What does Frosty the Snowman like to put on his icebergers?
A: Chilly sauce.
Q: What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A: A cold.
Q: What do snowmen do on Christmas?
A: Play with the snow angels.
Q: What’s it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A: A meltdown.
Q: What kind of mug does a snowman use for his root beer?
A: A frosted one.
Q: What’s white and goes up?
A: A confused snowflake.
Q: Where did the snowman keep his money?
A: In a snowbank.
Q: What is a snowman’s favorite snack?
A: Ice Krispy treats.
Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?
A: The snowball.
Q: When are your eyes not eyes?
A: When the winter wind makes them water.
Q: What do women put on their faces during the winter?
A: Cold cream.
Q: How do you scare a snowman?
A: Pull out a hairdryer.
Q: How was the snow globe feeling after the scary story?
A: A little shaken.
Q: What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Q: What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty
Winter Jokes for School Teachers
Q: What did the icy road say to the truck?
A: Want to go for a spin?
Q: Which winter month do people sleep the least?
A: February
Q: How do you keep from getting cold feet during the winter?
A: Don’t walk around BRRRRfooted.
Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?
A: “You hang around while I go on ahead.”
Q: How do you know if there’s a snowman in your freezer?
A: He’s still there!
Q: What is a Snowman’s favorite Drink?
A: Ice Tea.
Q: What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?
A: A snowball.
Q: What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
A: Frosty the Dough-man.
Q: What do you call a snowman in August?
A: A puddle.
Q: Who is Frosty’s favorite relative?
A: Aunt Arctica.
Q: What do grown up snowmen call younger snowmen?
A: Chill-dren.
Q: Why is the slippery ice like music?
A: If you don’t C sharp – you’ll B flat.
Q: What did the ski hat say to the ski scarf?
A: You hang around while I go on ahead.
Q: What’s an ig?
A: A snow house without a loo. (loo is another word for bathroom)
Q: What did the snowman say to his customer?
A: Have an ice day.
Q: How do snowmen greet one another?
A: They say “Ice to meet you”
Q: What did Frosty the Snowman and Elvira name their baby?
A: Frost-bite.
Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
A: Owlgebra.
Q: Why was the snowman so sad?
A: Because he had a blue Christmas.
Q: If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
A: Snowbows.
Q: What do snowmen like to eat for dinner?
A: Icebergs with fries.
Q: How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
A: You wake up wet!
Q: What does a cyclist ride during the winter?
A: An icicle.
Q: What do you call a snowman party?
A: A snowball
Q: How can you farm during the winter?
A: Use a snow plow.
Q: What did Frosty the Snowman want as a career?
A: To be in snow business.
Winter Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snowbody.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Scold
Scold who?
Scold outside.
