Funny Kids Jokes – 102 Funny Jokes for Kids

One of the easiest ways to make children smile is to tell a silly or funny joke. Simple but true.

Whether it’s before the school bus arrives, during something stressful, or for no reason at all – it’s a healthy way to help create a good mood.

Something you’ll hear us mention quite a bit here at Fun Kids Jokes involves Post-It Notes. We love Post-It Notes because it makes it even easier to put smile-makers just about anywhere children can find them.

So grab yourself some Post-It notes, pick out some funny jokes to share from this page, write them on the Post-It’s and put them where they will be found.

Here are some of our favorite spots to post funny kids jokes:

  • Bathroom mirror
  • Doorway on the way out of the house
  • Front door for when they get home
  • Inside a lunch box
  • Outside of a lunch box
  • Wrapped around their school snack
  • Inside a notebook
  • Inside a text book
  • On their water bottle
  • On their computer screen
  • Inside a baseball helmet
  • Inside the refrigerator (shelf, milk carton, juice, etc.)
  • Inside a pantry or cupboard where they get snacks
  • On their alarm clock
  • On the window inside the car where they usually sit
  • On a mobile phone, video game or tablet

The possibilities are endless… and easy peasy.

Fun Kids Jokes is dedicated to funny, clean jokes that are safe for kids of all ages. So once you’re done looking through the children’s jokes on this page, look through our joke collections. They are organized by topics and themes to make it easier for parents, teachers, grandparents and kids to find jokes about what they’re interested in. Topics like soccer, school, Pokemon, cats and more kids jokes.

102 Funny Kids Jokes

Q: If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from?
A: A poul-tree.

Q: What do you get when a dinosaur walks through a raspberry patch?
A: Raspberry jam

Q: What time is it when a dinosaur sits in your bed?
A: Time to get a new bed.

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Q: What do you call a fast broom stick?
A: A vroom stick.

Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
A: Coop cakes.

Q: What do you call a chicken who tells jokes?
A: A comedi-hen

Q: Who do witches call for breakfast while on vacation?
A: Broom service.

Q: What did the 500 pound canary say?
A: Here Kitty, Kitty!

Q: Why are potatoes so popular?
A: They are a-peeling.

Q: What is a girl snowman called?
A: A snow-ma’am.

Q: What do you call a clever monster?
A: Frank Einstein.

Q: Which was the scariest pre-historic animal?
A: The Terror-dactyl

Q: What is a cat’s favorite birthday party game?
A: Mews-ical chairs

Q: During what kind of weather is a veteranarian the busiest?
A: When it’s raining cats and dogs!

Q: Why did Columbus cross the ocean?
A: To get to the other tide.

Q: Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
A: The outside.

Q:Where do seals go to see movies?
A: The dive-in!

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Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
A: They are always stuffed!

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll

Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools.

Q: What goes oom oom?
A: A cow walking backwards.

Q: What do you call a funny mountain?
A: Hill-arious!

Q: What is Darth Vader’s favorite fruit?
A: Empire apples.

Q: What do you get when it rains potatoes?
A: Spuddles.

Q: When is an apple grouchy?
A: When it’s a crab apple.

Q: Why did the apple join the circus?
A: He loved all the apple-ause.

Q: What do dolphin use for money?
A: Sand dollars!

Q: How did the dolphin get to the hospital?
A: In a clambulance.

Q: Why aren’t potatoes able to get out and work?
A: Because they’re couch potatoes

Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
A: Do you smell carrots?

Q: What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
A: You’re cool.

Q: What do you call a snowman party?
A: A Snowball.

Q: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
A: Peach gobbler.

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Q: Where can you find an ocean without any water?
A: On a map.

Q: What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
A: Catch you later.

Q: What do baseball players put their food on?
A: Home plates.

Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team

Q: What do little bats eat?
A: Alpha-bat soup.

Q: Which animal is best at baseball?
A: The bat.

Q. What is even smarter than a talking bat?
A. A spelling bee.

Q. What kind of bird can carry the most weight?
A. The crane.

Q: What do black cats like to eat on hot days?
A: Mice cream cones.

Q: What looks like half a black cat?
A: The other half.

Q: What is the official magazine of cats?
A: Good Mousekeeping.

Q: What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
A: An eskimew.

Q: What is a cat’s favorite school subject?
A: HISStory.

Q: If lights run on electricity and buses run on gas, what do cats run on?
A: Their paws.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the construction site?
A: To see a person lay a brick.

Q: Why did the cactus cross the road?
A: It was stuck to the chicken.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q. What do bad chickens lay?
A. Deviled eggs.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
I didn’t know you could yodel.

Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
A: Two dinosaurs!

Q: What does a triceratops sit on?
It’s tricera-bottom

Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore

Q: How does a scarecrow drink from a cup?
A: With a straw.

Q: Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize?
A: He was outstanding in his field.

Q: What are spider webs good for?
A: Spiders.

Q: Why are spiders like toy tops?
A: They are always spinning.

Q: What is it called when dinosaurs get into car accidents?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks

Q: What do spiders eat in Paris?
A: French flies.

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Q: What type of dinosaur exercises too much?
A: I’m-so-saurus

Q: What is it called when a dinosaur gets a touchdown?
A: A dino-score

Q. Why did the donut go to the dentist?
A. To get a chocolate filling

Q: Where did the snowman keep his money?
A: In a snowbank.

Q: What happened to the naughty wizard at school?
A: He was ex-spelled.

Q: What did the tired wizard do?
A: He sat down for a spell.

Q: What kind of tests do they give in wizard school?
A: Hex-aminations.

Q. How did the Vikings communicate with one another?
A. By Norse code.

Q: How do soccer players stay cool during games?
A: They stand near the fans.

Q: Which soccer player has the biggest cleats?
A: The one with the biggest feet.

Q: Why shouldn’t you play soccer in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs!

Q. Why did the soccer player bring string to her game?
A: So she could tie the score

Q: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
A: It was tired of being kicked around.

Q: Why can’t wizards fish?
A: They can only cast spells.

Q: What kind of sweet potato starts arguments?
A: An agi-tater.

Q: What squirms and howls at the moon?
A: Wereworms.

Q: Who reads and lives in an apple?
A: A bookworm.

Q: What is a toad’s favorite candy?
A: Lollihops!

Q: What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A: A cold.

Q: Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
A: Because there were so many knights.

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Q: How were the first Americans like ants?
A: They also lived in colonies.

Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the ark?
A: Flood lights.

Q: What’s purple and about 5000 miles long?
A: The grape wall of China.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Isabel who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.

Q: What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
A: Liberty.

Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?
A: Plymouth Rock

Q: Where is the best place to shop for hockey shirts?
A: New Jersey.

Q: What do they teach in witch school?
A: Spelling.

Q: What do witches put in their hair?
A: Scare spray

Q: What did the minecraft turkey say?
A: Cobble, cobble, cobble!

Q: Why did the ninja go to college?
A: He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

Q: Why did the apple pie turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.

Q: What did the key lime pie say to the pecan pie?
A: You’re Nuts!

Q: What’s the best thing to put into an apple pie?
A: Your teeth.

Q: What was the ghost’s favorite dessert?
A: Boo-Berry pie.

Q: What did the man say when he took a bite of sweet potato pie?
A: Mmmm, this is so yammy.

Q: How do pigs write secret messages?
A: With invisible oink!

Q: Which Star Wars character was really a pig?
A: Ham Solo

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Boo who?
There’s no need to cry, it’s only a joke!

Q: What is a pig’s favorite color?
A: MaHOGany

Q: What do piglets do after school?
A: Their hamwork!

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!

Q: Why was it so hard to call the pirate on the phone?
A: Because he left the phone off the hook.

Q: What are the only notes a pirate can sing?
A: High C’s.

Q: Why did the pirate move to Russia?
A: To become a Czarrrrrrr.

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Q: What is a pirates favorite color?
A: Gold!

Q: What’s a low fat Pokemon?
A: Butterfree!

Q: What veggie does a pumpkin become when an elephant steps on it?
A: Squash.

Q: Why was Cinderella not very good at softball?
A: Because her coach was a pumpkin.

Q: Who is the leader of all pumpkins?
A: The Pumpking

Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Beets who?
Beets me!

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