Turkey Jokes

Funny turkey jokes are good any time of the year, but especially around holidays like Thanksgiving and Christmas. Best of all, these turkey jokes are clean and safe for children of all ages.

Jokes about turkey are perfect for parents, teachers and children, and are great for Thanksgiving Day (along with our collection of Thanksgiving Jokes). You can also include these in a lunchbox in the days leading up to Thanksgiving. Going on a long car ride? Bring along turkey jokes!

Looking for jokes to go with your Turkey Jokes? How about Corn Jokes, Pumpkin Jokes, Cranberry jokes, Gravy Jokes and Thanksgiving Dinner Jokes.

Wild Turkey - Jokes About Turkey
A Bird of Courage?

Did you know that Benjamin Franklin proposed the turkey as the official bird of the United States? He felt that the turkey was a much more respectable bird and should be selected because it was a true, original native of America. He was dismayed when the bald eagle was chosen over the turkey!

Turkey Jokes for Kids

Q: Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!

Q: Why do turkeys lay eggs?
A: Because if they dropped them, they would break.

Q: What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?
A: Have peck-nics!

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!

Q: Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
A: To hatchet.

Q: How are a turkey, a donkey, and a monkey alike?
A: They all have keys.

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Q: Which type of key won’t open any door?
A: A turkey!

Q: When is turkey soup bad for your health?
A: When you’re the turkey!

Q: Why shouldn’t you look at the turkey dressing?
A: Because it will make him blush.

Q: Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from?
A: A poul-tree.

Q: Where do you find a turkey with no legs?
A: Exactly where you left it…

Q: Why did the bubble gum cross the road?
A: It was stuck on the turkey’s foot!

Q: What is it called when a turkey fumbles in football?
A: A fowl play

Q: Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
A: They use fowl language.

Q: What happened to the turkey who got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Q: Why don’t you put the turkey near the corn?
A: Because it will gobble, gobble, gobble it up.

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
A: The turKEY.

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Q: What do you call it when it rains turkeys?
A: Fowl weather!

Space Food? When Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin sat down to eat their first meal on the moon, their foil food packets contained roasted turkey and all of the trimmings!

Q: What do space station turkeys say?
A: Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!

Q: How did you send a turkey through the mail?
A: Bird class.

Q: Why did the turkey go to see a movie?
A: Because it had Gregory Peck in it.

Q: What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on a barn roof?
A: An eggroll.

Q: What do you call the feathers on a turkey?
A: Turkey feathers

Q: What sound does a limping turkey make?
A: Wobble, wobble!

Q: What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?
A: Peach gobbler!

Q: What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick.

Q: Why do turkeys lay eggs?
A: Because if they dropped them, they would break!

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken’s day off.

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Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?
A: Because they saw the turkey dressing!

Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course – buildings can’t jump at all.

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
A: To show that he wasn’t chicken!

Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play

Q: What did the turkey say to the computer?
A: Google, google, google.

Q: What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
A: Quack, Quack, Quack.

Q: How do you make a turkey float?
A: Root beer, a scoop of ice cream, and a turkey.

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Q: What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
A: Wing, Wing! Wing, Wing!

Q: Why did the music band need a turkey?
A: Because he had the drumsticks!

Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
A: Drumsticks for everyone on Thanksgiving Day!

Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey and a banjo?
A: A turkey that can pluck itself.

Q: What did one turkey say to the other when they saw the Pilgrims land at Plymouth rock?
A: They look nice. Maybe they’ll have us over for dinner.

Q: What did the mother say when her daughter asked to have a parrot for Christmas?
A: No – you’ll have turkey just like everyone else.

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