Soccer Jokes for Kids

The best soccer jokes for kids and their parents are right here. You’re going to have a ball reading them!

This is one of the best collections of Soccer jokes for kids online – plus all the soccer jokes are clean and safe for kids of all ages. Great for teachers, coaches, parents and soccer fans.

Fun Soccer Facts: According to Wikipedia, soccer is played by over 13 million people in the U.S., making it the third most played sport in the U.S., more widely played than ice hockey and American football.

Soccer Jokes for Children

Q: What is a ghosts favorite soccer position?
A: Ghoul keeper.

Q: Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
A: Because she always runs away from the ball.

Q: Why don’t grasshoppers watch soccer?
A: They watch cricket instead.

Q: What kind of tea do soccer players drink?
A: Penal-Tea

Q: What is it called when a dinosaur gets a goal?
A: A dino-score

Soccer Jokes for Kids
Q: Which soccer player has the biggest cleats? A: The one with the biggest feet.

Q: What position do ghosts play in soccer?
A: Ghoulie

Q: What kind of tea do soccer players drink?
A: Penal-Tea

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Q: Where do soccer players go to dance?
A: The Futball

Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
A: A soccer match

Q: Why shouldn’t you play soccer in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs!

Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?
A: Because she ran away from the ball

Q: Which soccer player has the biggest cleats?
A: The one with the biggest feet.

Q: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
A: It was tired of being kicked around.

Q: Why do soccer players do so well in school?
A: They know how to use their heads.

Q: How do soccer players stay cool during games?
A: They stand near the fans.

Q: Why don’t grasshoppers watch soccer?
A: They watch cricket instead.

Q. Why did the soccer player bring string to her game?
A: So she could tie the score

Soccer Jokes for Kids

Q. What runs around a soccer field but never moves?
A: A fence

Q: What did the bumble bee forward say after getting a goal?
A: Hive scored

Q: How do birds cheer for their soccer teams?
A: They egg them on.

Q: Why did the chicken get ejected from the soccer game?
A: For persistent fowl play.

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Q: Why didn’t the dog want to play soccer?
A: He was a boxer.

Q: Why was the soccer field wet on a sunny day?
A: The players dribbled all over it.

Q: Where’s the best place to shop for a soccer uniform?
A: New Jersey.

Q: What time is it when an elephant steps on your soccer ball?
A: Time to get a new ball!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Soccer.
Soccer who?
Socc-ser in the drawer.

Q: What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
A: Yellow cards.

Q: What are successful forwards always trying to do?
A: Reach goals.

Q: Which soccer player keeps the field neat?
A: The sweeper.


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