Trombone jokes, trombone puns, trombone riddles and knock-knock jokes about trombones and trombonists.
Looking for funny trombone jokes? Great – because this is the collection of the best trombone jokes about trombones and trombone players anywhere!
These trombone jokes are fun for trombonists, horn players, marching band directors, band leaders, musicians, conductors, music instructors and anyone who has a trombone or trombonist in their life.
Parents, music teachers and marching band directors will get a big laugh from their aspriging trombonists thanks to these jokes about trombones. These horn jokes and one-liners are clean and safe for all ages – and they are funny for kids and adults!
Trombone Jokes
Q: What do you call a trombone player with one horn?
A: A unicorn.
Q: How do you find the best trombone players on the playground?
A: Look for the kids that can swing!
Q: What do trombones and police investigations have in common?
A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
Trombone player: Did you hear my last practice?
His Brother: I sure hope so.
Q: What do you call a dog who can play the trombone?
A: Amazing!
Q: Did you hear about the trombone player who played in tune?
A: Nobody else has either…
Q: How many trombone players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Ten. One to change the bulb and 9 to say they could do a better job.
Q: What’s the difference between a rocket engine and a trombone?
A: About three decibels…
Q: What do talented trombone players and pirates have in common?
A: They both hit the high C’s.
Q: What do you call a trombone playing cow?
A: A moo-sician
Q: Whats the range of a trombone player?
A: About 3 feet, but it depends on how much they weigh.
Q: What’s the difference between a trombone and a trampoline?
A: You should take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
Q: Why don’t trombonists knock on doors?
A: They use their bell.
Q: What was the trombone players favorite musical?
A: Grease
Q: Which Egyptian Pharaoh played the trombone?
A: King Tootin’khamun.
Q: How many trombone players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change the bulb and an instructor to tell him how much better Arthur Pryor did it.
Q: What do trombone players in a spring parade do?
A: March
Q: What do trombonists like most at the playground?
A: The slide!
Q: What do you call a trombone player with 2 horns?
A: The devil…
Q: What type of calendar do professional trombonists hang on their wall?
A: Year at a glance.
Q: Why did the novice Trombonist bring a TV remote to band practice?
A: He was told to bring a mute.
Q: Why weren’t the police still looking for the stolen Trombone?
A: The case was closed.
Q: What do you call a hundred trombones at the bottom of the sea?
A: A good start.
Q: Which amphibian plays the Trombone?
A: Horned toad.
Q: What do you call a Trombonist with 3 horns?
A: A triceretops.
Q: How can you tell when a trombone player is sad?
A: By their wah-wah
Q: What do Trombone players drink from?
A: Cup mutes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Trombone player.
Use the horn.
Toot toot.
Who’s there.
Trombone player.
Can’t you see the door bell?
Ding dong.
Who’s there?
Trombone player.
Nobody’s home.
Q: Why were trombones invented?
A: To make it easier to hit the person in front of you.
Q: In what month do trombone players parade the most?
A: March!
Q: What do you call a trombone player with four horns?
A: Spoiled.
The trombone player couldn’t perform. Apparently, someone took all his notes…
Q: What did the trombone player keep in his bathroom cabinet?
A: A plunger mute
Q: What do you call a trombone playing cat?
A: A meow-sician
Q: How do you recognize a professional trombonist at your doorstep?
A: He is delivering your pizza.
Q: What do you call a band that plays boring songs during parades?
A: A marching bland.
Q: What did the horn player say when serving dinner?
A: Trom-Bon Appetit.
Q: Which famous trombonist owned a flour company?
A: Glenn MILLER.
Q: If the tubas march before the trombones, what comes before the tubas?
A: The one-bas.
Q: What do you call a professional trombonist who has no money?
A: A typical horn player…
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from the practicing trombonist.
Q: Why was the new trombone student playing in a storm?
A: He was told it was a WIND instrument.
Q: What do you call a trombone player with five horns?
A: A trombone repair person.
Q: How many bass trombonists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They can’t reach that high.
Q: What type of trombone should you hope your neighbor has?
A: A broken one.
Q: Why did the elf choose to play the trombone?
A: Because it’s a low brass instrument.
Q: Why did the skeleton join marching band?
A: To play tromBONE.
Q: How can you tell who the trombonist is on a playground?
A: They can ride the slide and swing with the best of them…
Q: Which famous trombonist always played BEFORE everyone else?
A: Arthur PRYOR
Q: How many bass trombonists can screw in a light bulb?
A: Zero – they can’t reach that high.
Q: Why was the horn player in the hospital?
A: He broke a tromBONE
Q: Where is the safest place to keep your valuables?
A: In a trombone case.
Trombone Puns
The trombonist missed band practice again. Now he’s in big treble.
I told the trombonist to put baking soda in his pancakes – or else they may B-flat.
A car ran over my trombone. It got A flat.
I found a type of bone that my dog won’t chew. It was a trombone.
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