Dance Jokes

Dancing jokes, dance puns, dance riddles and knock-knock jokes about dancing and dancers.

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Dance Jokes

Q: Why don’t dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet

Q: What’s the most popular dancing show on Russian TV?
A: Dancing with the Czars

Q: Where do pitchers go to dance?
A: The Base Ball

Q: Where did the steak go to dance?
A: At the Meat ball

Q: Where did the frisbee go to dance?
A: To a disc-o

Q: What’s a vampire’s favorite dance?
A: The Fang Tango.

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Q: What does a snail wear for dancing?
A: Escargogo boots.

Q: Why don’t dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet

Q: Who did the ghost take to the dance?
A: His ghoulfriend.

Q: What kind of dancing do lemons like?
A: Merengue.

Q: Why do flies dance on top of jelly jars?
A: Because the lid says ‘twist to open’

Q: Where is the best dancing in California?
A: San Fran-disco

Q: Where do fortune tellers dance?
A: At the crystal ball.

Q: What has 16 legs and dances?
A: An octopus couple.

Q: What is a pigs favorite ballet?
A: Swine Lake

Q: What do cows like to dance to?
A: Pop moooosic.

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: You put a little boogie in it

Q: What kind of music do rabbits dance to?
A: Hip Hop

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Q: What do you call a dancing sheep?
A: A baaah-lerina.

Q: What is the most popular dance at a Campbell Soup factory?
A: The Can-Can. (FYI: The can-can is a high-energy music-hall dance from the 1840s)

Q: What music did the Pilgrims dance to?
A: Plymouth Rock.

Q: Why did the dancer have to see a doctor?
A: He had Saturday Night Fever (FYI: Saturday Night Fever is the name of a movie with a dancing theme).

Q: Where do soccer players meet to dance?
A: A soccer ball.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party?
A: He had no body to dance with

Q: What was the name of the famous ballerino who always arrived late?
A: Leo tardy.

Q: Where do fish learn to dance?
A: In dance school.

Q: What kind of dance do plumbers do?
A: Tap dances

Q: What dance should you do on a dirty floor?
A: The Roomba. (FYI: Roomba is a robot vacuum cleaner)

Q: What kind of dance do mothers like most?
A: The Mom-bo

Q: What was the Peppa Pig’s favorite dance performance?
A: Swine Lake.

Q: Which dance style is popular with mystery writers?
A: The twist…

Q: What kind of dancer was Chewbacca?
A: A contemporHAIRY dancer…

Q: Where do butchers dance?
A: At the meatball

Q: Why did the ballet dancer stop arguing with her instructor?
A: He had a fair pointe….

Q: How does a witch-doctor ask someone to dance?
A: Voodoo like to dance with me?

Q: What type of pie likes to dance?
A: Merengue.

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Q: What dance style do cars like most?
A: Brake dancing

Q: What was Owl’s favorite type of dance?
A: The hoo-hoola.

Q: How do you make a Kleenex tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogie in it!

Q: How do they dance in Arabia?
A: Sheik-to-sheik (cheek to cheek).

Q: What did the dancer feel after ten hours of practice?
A: The agony of de-feet.

Q: What do ghosts dance to?
A: Soul music

Q: What is a ballet dancer’s top priority?
A: To get right to the pointe. (Pointe technique is the part of classical ballet technique)

Q: What do dancers do at the gym?
A: They go to spin class

Q: What give ballerinas their energy?
A: Batterie power. (FYI: Batterie is a ballet term used to describe all beaten steps or steps with beats as a group)

Q: Which shellfish is the best dancer?
A: Rock lobster!

Q: What type of dancing might you do near a water fountain?
A: Tap dancing.

Q: Why can’t fish dance?
A: Because they’re fish…

Q: What did the ballet dancer say when she lost her shoe?
A: This is pointe-less!

Q: How many dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five, Six, Seven, Eight!!

Q: How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one… she holds it in place while the whole world revolves around her.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Irish who?
Irish you would dance with me!

Q: What type of dance does Bugs Bunny like the most?
A: Hip-Hop.

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