Funny alien jokes for kids are one of the most searched for types of jokes here at Fun Kids Jokes.
If you’re looking for clean jokes about aliens for kids, then this is the collection for you.
These kids alien jokes are great for parents, grandparents, teachers, babysitters, coaches, librarians… and children of all ages.
Space aliens are always a fun topic for kids. They love space creature books and shows – and love drawing pictures of aliens, planets, moons, space ships and rockets.
These jokes about aliens and Martians also work great for kids alien birthday parties!
Funny Alien Jokes for Kids
Q: How do alien poets write their poems?
A: In Uni-verses.
Q: Why did the aliens need maids on their space ships?
A: To clean up the cosmic dust.
Q: How do aliens keep their pants up?
A: With an asteroid belt.
Q: Why can’t aliens play golf in space?
A: Too many black holes.
Q: Why did the alien throw a steak on the comet?
A: He wanted it meaty-or.
Q: What do you call an insane space traveler?
A: An astro-NUT.
Q. Where to space cows live?
A. On the MOOn.
Q: What do you get when you cross a space alien and a kangaroo?
A: A Mars-upial.
Q: What do you call an alien who has six eyes?
A: An aliiiiiien.
Q: Why did the alien visit the zoo?
A: To see a Millennium Falcon.
Q: What do aliens wear to formal events?
A: Space suits.
Q: Why did the alien go to the doctor?
A: He looked a little green
Q: What do farmers need to create crop circles?
A: A Pro-tractor.
Q: What did the space alien say to mama cat?
A: Take me to your litter.
Q. What do aliens use to build walls on the moon?
A. Moon beams.
Q: How do aliens pay for coffee?
A: With starbucks
Q. Why shouldn’t you pick a green alien for your baseball team?
A. They’re not ripe yet.
Q: What do Martians drink when they have tummy aches?
A: Ginger Ale-ien
Q: What was the space alien’s favorite candy?
A: Mars Bars.
Q: Why did it take so long for the alien throw a party?
A: It took awhile to plan-et.
Q: What did the space alien say to the tomato plant when he landed in the garden?
A: Take me to your weeder.
Q: Where do space aliens go to college?
A: Universe-ities.
Q: What was the alien using the computer?
A: To update his Spacebook status.
Q: How do you get an space alien baby to sleep?
A: You rocket.
Q: What do Martians like to drink on hot days?
A: Gravi-TEA.
Q: Why did the aliens kidnap a wizard after they broke down?
A: They needed a flying sorcerer.
Q: What do you say to a 3-headed space creature?
A: Hello. Hello. Hello.
Q: Why did the dwarf star go to school?
A: To become brighter.
Q: What kind of crazy bugs live on the moon?
A: Luna-ticks.
Q: Why don’t space aliens lick circus clowns?
A: They taste too funny.
Q: Why was the alien so interested in light years?
A: They have less calories and he was on a diet.
Q: Which type of music do planets like to listen to?
A: Neptunes.
Q: What do you call a space ship with water dripping from it?
A: A crying saucer.
Q: How do you know when the moon has eaten enough for dinner?
A: It’s full.
Q: Why did the cow want to be abducted by space aliens?
A: It wanted to visit the mooooooon.
Q: Why did the cereal loving alien visit our solar system?
A: He needed to visit the milky way.
Q: What do Martians serve their dinner on?
A: Flying Saucers.
Q: What did the space alien like to read to her children?
A: Comet books.
Q. What do you give an angry alien?
A. Lots of space.
Q: Where do aliens park their UFO’s?
A: Next to a parking meteor.
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
A: He was trying to find Pluto.
