Funny Pumpkin Carving jokes for kids and families that are fun for Halloween parties and when getting Jack-o-Lanterns carved.
All of these jokes about pumpkin carving are family-friendly and fun for people and children of all ages.
These pumpkin-carving jokes, riddles, puns about pumpkin carving and knock-knock jokes are especially fun for teachers and parents.
Do kids like to carve pumpkins? Pumpkin carving is fun and popular among children of various ages, but it tends to be most enjoyed by kids ages 5 to 12. Younger children can participate in simpler tasks, like drawing designs or scooping out the insides, while older kids often take on more intricate carving. Parental supervision is usually involved, especially with the actual carving, to ensure safety. Overall, it’s a fun, hands-on activity that many families look forward to during Halloween.
This Halloween, tell some of these jokes, as well as our Clean Halloween Jokes for Kids while you’re carving pumpkins!
Pumpkin Carving Jokes for Kids
Q: What do you call the biggest pumpkin for carving?
A: A plumpkin.
Q: Which famous bird was great at carving pumpkins?
A: Chicken Whittle.
Q: How are pumpkin carvers like movie aliens?
A: They are shape-shifters.
Q: What did the dancer say to the pumpkin before carving it?
A: May I cut in?
Q: Why was the surgeon invited to carve pumpkins?
A: They knew he had a scalpel.
Q: Who did the monster carve pumpkins with for Halloween?
A: His Ghoul-friend.
Q: Why do ghosts only eat organic Jack-o-Lanterns?
A: Because it’s super-natural.
Q: How do you pay for pumpkins for carving?
A: With pumpkin bread.
Q: What are Jack-o-lanterns afraid of?
A: Things that go Pumpkin the night.
Q: Why didn’t the girl put a candle inside her carved pumpkin?
A: His candle was wicked.
Q: What do vampires like to use Jack-o-Lanterns for?
A: They use them as night lights.
Q: What do adventurous Jack-o-lanterns do for fun?
A: Go bungee gourd jumping.
Q: Which pumpkin was always in the best shape?
A: Jack-la-laintern
Q: Why do carved pumpkins stay on people’s porches?
A: They have no hands to knock on the door.
Q: What’s orange and faster than a speeding train?
A: Super Pumpkin.
Q: Why don’t pumpkins say anything after being carved?
A: Because they’ve had all their brains scooped out!
Q: Why is a Jack-o-lantern like Buddha?
A: They both have an inner light.
Q: What was the pumpkin carver’s favorite sport?
A: Squash.
Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it’s diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi.
Q: What kind of animal loves to carve pumpkins?
A: Orange-atans.
Q: Which hockey player loved carving pumpkins?
A: Gourd-ie Howe
Q: What did the girl say as she left the pumpkin carving party?
A: Good-pie everyone.
Pumpkin Carving Puns
I was about to carve a pumpkin, then I stopped to admire how gourdgeous it was…
We were about to carve Jack-o-Lanterns when we realized they were from the same family… they were Pump-kin.
Two brothers were arguing about how to carve a pumpkin… their father told them to cut it out…
I was carving a pumpkin and dropped it by mistake. Now it’s just a squash.
Pumpkin Carving Knock, Knock Jokes
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Omar gosh, that pumpkin looks great!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Car.
Car who?
Car-ving a pumpkin, come back later.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pumpkin.
Pumpkin who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say pumpkin again?
Pumpkin Carving Riddles
Riddle: A woman made a mistake when carving a pumpkin for Halloween. How did she fix it? Answer: With a pumpkin patch.
