Peanut butter jokes that are funny anytime and especially for National Peanut Butter Day (which is January 24th in the United States).
Jokes about peanut butter, including puns, riddles, knock-knock, one-liners and more. Funny, clean peanut butter humor for all ages!
FYI: Peanut butter is made by grinding roasted peanuts.
Check out this collection of jokes about one of the most popular spreads in the world.
Peanut Butter Jokes for Kids
Q: Who answers the door at the nut house?
A: The peanut buttler.
Q: When did the peanut butter say it would arrive?
A: In a Jif.
Q: What did the grape say to the silly peanut butter?
A: You’re nuts!
Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: To get to the peanut.
Q: Why did peanut butter donate to the high school booster club?
A: It’s Pro-Teen.
Q: Why did the peanut run across the busy highway?
A: It was nuts.
Bread: How’s it going Mr. Peanut Butter?
Mr. Peanut Butter: Same old grind…
Q: Why couldn’t the peanut butter afford a sandwich?
A: It needed bread.
Q: Wanna hear the secret joke about peanut butter?
A: Never mind, you might spread it…
Q: What did Linus but on his crackers?
A: Peanuts butter.
Q: Why did the man smear peanut butter on the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam.
Q: What did the guest say when it went to the peanut butter’s dinner party?
A: Nice spread…
Q: Why did the surfer put peanut butter on his surf board?
A: To go with the jellyfish.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there.
Peanut.
Peanut who.
Peanut, butter open the door!
Q: What did the peanut say to the elephant?
A: Not a thing… peanuts can’t talk!
Q: What kind of sandwiches do whales eat?
A: Peanut butter and Jellyfish.
Q: What did the pecan say when he saw the food at Peanut Butter’s party?
A: Nice spread…
Q: How do you catch an elephant?
A: Act like a peanut!
Q: Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
A: Work came to a grinding halt.
Q: What do they call a peanut on the International Space Station?
A: An astronut!
Q: What makes a traffic jam better?
A: Adding peanut butter to it.
Q: Where do peanuts get their energy?
A: A Shell station.
Q: What do they feed to the craziest bank robbers on their court day?
A: Pleanut butter.
Q: What do lawyers put on sandwiches?
A: Plea-nut butter.
Q: What did the nutty baseball team need for their squeeze play?
A: Peanut Bunter…
Q: Why can’t you be friends with a jar of peanut butter?
A: They make everyone nutty.
Q: Why was the peanut butter upset about his retirement party?
A: He was roasted!
Q: What did the mommy say when her son asked for a peanut butter sandwich?
A: I’ll make it in a Jif.
Q: What competition do peanuts participate in?
A: The peanut butter cup.
Q: Which sandwich spread makes people itch?
A: Fleanut butter.
Q: Why are peanut butter jokes never kept a secret?
A: Someone always spreads it around.
Q: How does peanut butter communicate?
A: Sticky-Notes.
