Scrooge Jokes are funny and popular around Christmas because Ebenezer Scrooge is the main character of “A Christmas Carol” by Charles Dickens.
Scrooge is an unkind man who hoards his money and spends as little as possible. He could also be called a cheapskate, and that is what the name Scrooge has come to mean.
Ebenezer also doesn’t like Christmas and is known to say “bah humbug” to show how he feels about it.
In the story, he is convinced by ghosts to be a nicer, more giving person and ends up embracing Christmas. If you’re looking for Christmas jokes, check out our huge collection here: Christmas Jokes.
Scrooge Jokes
Q: Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him!
Q: When is Scrooge like a lamb?
A: When he says “Baaaaaah Humbug”
Q: Why did Scrooge put his wallet on ice?
A: He like cold hard cash.
Q: How did Scrooge win the football game?
A: The ghost of christmas passed.
Q: Where does Scrooge keep his money?
A: In a snow bank.
Q: How does Ebenezer Scrooge search the internet?
A: Scroogle.
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Q: Why didn’t Scrooge do well in school?
A: He was too cheap to pay attention.
Q: Which of Santa’s reindeer is Ebenezer Scrooge’s favorite?
A: Rude-olph.
Q: What kind of food does Mr. Scrooge like to eat?
A: Bah-Bah-cue.
Q: Why doesn’t Ebenezer Scrooge like birds?
A: They’re always saying “cheap, cheap, cheap” when he walks by.
Q: Which Christmas carol might be preferred by Scrooge?
A: Silent Night.
Q: Why did Scrooge put his clock in the bank?
A: To save time.
Q: Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to McDonalds?
A: For a Humbuger.
Q: How does Mr. Scrooge get around his neighborhood?
A: On a pair of cheap skates.
Q: What do you say to Scrooge at bedtime?
A: Good night, don’t let the humbugs bite.
Q: What is the Scrooge’s favorite board game?
A: Mean-opoly.
Q: Which religious observance gets Scrooge’s attention?
A: Lent (he made money by lending it)
