November jokes, riddles, puns, one liners and knock knock jokes for kids and adults.
These November Jokes are perfect for November and Autumn.
This is the best collection of clean November jokes anywhere for parents, teachers, adults and children of all ages.
You’ll find November humor that is perfect for festive holiday parties, Autumn and other things related to the month of November.
Some topics, events and dates in November to joke about include U.S. Election Day; Veteran’s Day; Thanksgiving; and Black Friday. If you want a lot more November jokes, then check out November Joke Collections for thousands more.
November Jokes
Here are the best November Jokes for kids and adults.
Q: Why was the music fan’s ears ringing?
A: He just got through Rock-tober!
Q: What’s the most negative month of the year?
A: NO-vember.
Q: What do New Orleans football fans look forward to in November?
A: All Saints Day!
Q: What do lawyers wear in November?
A: Lawsuits.
Q: Why did the star explode during Autumn?
A: IT was Super Nova-mber.
Q: Why did a scarecrow win the Nobel prize?
A: He was outstanding in his field.
Q: How do you fix a gourd?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Q: What did the pumpkin say after thanksgiving?
A: Good-pie everyone.
Q: When is an orange not an orange?
A: When it’s a pumpkin.
Q: What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?
A: Squash.
Q: Why are trees so care free and easy going?
A: Because every fall, they let loose.
Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries
Q: What is the cutest season of the year?
A: Awwwtumn.
Q: Why did the Granny Smith apple cry?
A: It’s peelings were hurt.
Clean November Jokes
Clean November Jokes are perfect for teachers, parents, kids and anyone who wants to share some laughs without saying anything inappropriate.
Q: What kind of apple isn’t an apple?
A: A pineapple.
Q: If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do?
A: Keeps everyone away.
Q: What did the orange pumpkin say to the green gourd?
A: You look a little sick.
Q: What did the gourd say to the green pumpkin?
A: Why orange you orange?
Q: How did the detective solve the mystery at the orchard?
A: He pressed the apples for clues.
Q: Why did the farmer enter the cider contest?
A: He loved all the apple-ause.
Q: What kind of apples should be used for cider served at a ball?
A: Gala apples.
Q: Why was the apple grower sent to federal prison?
A: In-cider trading.
Q: What did one autumn leaf say to the other?
A: I’m falling for you.
Q: If money really did grow on trees, then what would everyone’s favorite season be?
A: Fall.
Q: Why are cranberries so good at coming up with riddles?
A: They know how to BOG-GLE the mind.
Q: What’s the best thing about Black Friday?
A: Sleeping in on Saturday.
Q: What did the cranberry say to the turkey?
A: Nothing. Cranberries can’t talk.
Q: Why did the cranberry cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide.
Q: Why are trees so care free and easy going?
A: Because every fall, they let loose.
Q: What does a clock do when it’s really hungry?
A: It goes back for seconds!
Q: What kind of face do pilgrims make when they’re in pain?
A: Pil-grimace.
Q: What’s the smallest unit of measurement in the pilgrim cookbook?
A: Pilgram.
November Puns
Puns are always pretty popular and these November Puns are fun to share.
Q: What did the corn say when he received a compliment?
A: Aw, shucks.
Q: What might you get from drinking expired apple cider?
A: Bad cider-ffects
Q: In which month should you never ask to borrow money from someone?
A: NO-vember
Q: What is corn oil use for?
A: Corn cars.
Q: How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A: A buccaneer.
Q: What is the opposite of November?
A: Yes-vember.
Q: How is an ear of corn like an army?
A: Both have lots of kernels.
Q: What do pilgrim’s learn in school?
A: Pilgrammar.
November Election Day Jokes for Kids
Election day in the United States is the first Tuesday following the first Monday in November. Here are some funny Election Day Jokes for you to share this November.
Q: What are politically enthusiastic Robins known for?
A: Early Voting
Q: What is the most popular college in November?
A: The Electoral College.
Q: What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
A: It cracked it up.
Q: How did the poll worker get everyone to work together?
A: She delegates.
Q: How did the US flag greet the Canadian flag?
A: It waved.
Q: What US state is the smartest?
A: Alabama – it has four A’s and one B.
Q: Why was Ben Franklin so healthy?
A: He had a good Constitution.
Q: Why does Mississippi see so many voters at the polls?
A: Because it has 4 eyes.
Q: On election day, what did Delaware?
A: Her New Jersey.
Q: What kind of limb did the candidate for president go on?
A: An executive branch
Q: What did the corrupt senator order on election day?
A: Stuffed ballots.
November One Liners
When you think about it, September, October, November and December really should have been the 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th month…
November is a hot month. It’s not as hot as Novfire, but it’s definitely warmer than Novashes…
November Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock jokes are supposed to be silly – and these November knock knock jokes are definitely silly.
Knock knock.
Whos there?
Les.
Les who?
Les go pick some apples!
Knock knock.
Whos there?
Aunt.
Aunt who?
Aunt you glad it’s Autumn?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix-cited about Thanksgiving!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Omar.
Omar live who?
Omar gosh, it’s November already!
Thanksgiving Jokes
November jokes have to include Thanksgiving jokes – but we have thousands of Thanksgiving Jokes on the Fun Kids Jokes website. That’s why we will only include some of them here. You can visit our Thanksgiving Jokes Mega Collection for Thanksgiving humor, including Thanksgiving Dinner Jokes, Turkey Jokes, Gravy Jokes (really!), Pumpkin Jokes, Sweet Potato Jokes, Pilgrim Jokes, Mayflower Jokes and more.
Q: Why was the turkey in jail?
A: Fowl play.
Q: What should you never serve at Thanksgiving dinner?
A: Cranberry jellyfish.
Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like to listen to?
A: Plymouth Rock.
Q: Who is never hungry on Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
Q: What do you call the evil being that comes to get pilgrims?
A: Pilgrim Reaper.
Q: What’s the most musical part of a turkey?
A: The drumstick.
Q: Why do turkeys lay eggs?
A: Because if they dropped them, they would break!
Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course – buildings can’t jump at all.
