North Pole Jokes

North Pole jokes are most popular during the holidays, but these jokes about the North Pole should be in-season all year long!

While this collection of North Pole jokes does include some references to Santa and his elves, it focuses more on the North Pole and Arctic.

This is not to say that these jokes aren’t funny during the Christmas season — they are! But If you are looking for Christmas jokes, then make sure you check out these popular collections: Christmas Jokes, Santa Jokes and Elf Jokes.

North Pole Joke for Kids

Q: What do you say to a new neighbor at the North Pole?
A: It’s ice to meet you.

Q: How are poor school grades at the North Pole elementary school like a ship wreck?
A: Both are below C level.

Q: How did the two North Pole scientists know they were meant for each other?
A: It was love at frost sight

Q: What happened to the wool winter hat while hiking the North Pole?
A: It went on ahead.

Q: How much snow falls per day at the North Pole?
A: A ton-dra of it.

Q: What type of candy can you find at the North Pole?
A: Snow caps.

Q: What was the scarf doing at the North Pole?
A: Hanging around.

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Q: What do you call a penguin at the North Pole?
A: Lost! (Penguins live in Antarctica, which is South.)

Q: What did the North Pole dentist say to his patient?
A: You snow the drill.

Q: How does Kris Kringle take pictures?
A: With his North Pole-aroid.

Q: What did the ocean say to the North Pole?
A: Nothing. It just waved.

Q: What’s the best thing about winter day jobs at the North Pole?
A: The 30 minute work week!

Q: What do Santa’s helpers eat to warm up?
A: Elf-abet soup.

Q: How do you catch an Arctic hare?
A: With a hare net.

Q: Why do they check birthdates at the North Pole?
A: To make sure everyone is ice age.

Q: What might you see at the North Pole if the sun shines while it’s snowing?
A: Snowbows.

Q: Why was the arctic fox being watched by the North Pole police?
A: It was up to snow good.

Q: Why are poor school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?
A: They’re both below C level!

Q: How does the North Pole weatherman usually end a weather report?
A: And snow on and snow forth…

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Q: What sits on the bottom of the Arctic Ocean and shakes?
A: A nervous wreck.

Q: What’s the most popular sweet at the North Pole?
A: Ice crispy treats.

Q: When does the Arctic ocean have no water?
A: When it’s on a map.

Q: What did the fisherman say before being told the weather forecast?
A: Say it ain’t snow.

Q: What type of fish are North Pole fisherman the happiest to catch?
A: Jollyfish.

Q: What vegetable isn’t allowed on North Pole ships?
A: Leeks.

Q: What do they serve for breakfast at the North Pole?
A: Snowflakes.

Q: Which side of an arctic fox has the most fur?
A: The outside.

Q: What did the explorer at the North Pole say when he was caught out in a blizzard?
A: This is snow laughing matter

Q: What was the tallest elf’s favorite Olympic event?
A: North Pole-vault

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