Eggnog Jokes for Christmas and the holiday season!
Many people love eggnog, many people do not. It’s a sweet frothy drink typically served around the holidays (eggnog).
One thing is for sure – anyone can get a laugh out of these eggnog jokes! They are clean and safe for all ages. Perfect for Christmas and holiday parties with friends and family!
Eggnog Jokes for Kids
Q: What’s the fastest way to get eggnog to the party?
A: Use the eggs-press lane.
Q: Why does eggnog go to school?
A: For an egg-u-cation.
Q: How did the guests like the eggnog?
A: They were eggstatic.
Q: What did Mr. Scrooge say about the eggnog?
A: Bah, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
Q: Which farm animals are known for silly eggnog jokes?
A: The comedi-hens.
Q: Why do so many people drink eggnog over the holidays?
A: It’s everywhere – so you just can’t egg-nore it…
Q: How do you describe a tasty eggnog?
A: Eggcellent.
More Jokes Continue Below ↓ ↓
Q: Why shouldn’t you prank the eggnog?
A: It can’t take a yolk.
Q: What’s a fun thing to do while drinking eggnog with friends and family?
A: Kara-yolkie.
Q: How did the eggnog do so well in school?
A: By using it’s eggnoggin.
Q: How did the eggnog drinker stay so slim?
A: Lots of eggs-ercise.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy drink eggnog through a straw?
A: It was egg-stra thick.
Q: Why shouldn’t you invite pigs to a Christmas party?
A: They hog the nog…
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ed.
Ed who?
Ednog – Happy Holidays!
