Eggnog Jokes for Christmas and the holiday season!
Many people love eggnog, many people do not. It’s a sweet frothy drink typically served around the holidays (eggnog).
One thing is for sure – anyone can get a laugh out of these funny eggnog jokes! They are clean jokes about eggnog, meaning they are safe for all ages. Perfect for Christmas and holiday parties with friends and family!
Eggnog Jokes for Kids
Q: What’s the fastest way to get eggnog to the party?
A: Use the eggs-press lane.
Q: Why does eggnog go to school?
A: For an egg-u-cation.
Q: How did the guests like the eggnog?
A: They were eggstatic.
Q: What did Mr. Scrooge say about the eggnog?
A: Bah, it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
Q: Which farm animals are known for silly eggnog jokes?
A: The comedi-hens.
Q: Why do so many people drink eggnog over the holidays?
A: It’s everywhere – so you just can’t egg-nore it…
Q: How do you describe a tasty eggnog?
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Q: Why shouldn’t you prank the eggnog?
A: It can’t take a yolk.
Q: What’s a fun thing to do while drinking eggnog with friends and family?
Q: How did the eggnog do so well in school?
A: By using it’s eggnoggin.
Q: How did the eggnog drinker stay so slim?
A: Lots of eggs-ercise.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy drink eggnog through a straw?
A: It was egg-stra thick.
Q: Why shouldn’t you invite pigs to a Christmas party?
A: They hog the nog…
Eggnog Knock Knock Jokes
Ednog – Happy Holidays!
Jimmy a glass of eggnog.