Jokes about leaves are popular during Autumn as the leaves fall from the trees. But these funny leaf jokes are great all year long.
The leaf jokes on this page are perfect for parents, teachers, arborists, nursery workers, tree lovers, fall foliage fans and kids of all ages.
If you’re looking for jokes about Autumn, check out our collection here: Autumn Jokes (Jokes about Fall).
But whatever you do, don’t leaf before you read through the jokes on this page.
Jokes about Leaves
Q: When can’t you eat anymore pancakes?
A: When maple leaves.
Q: What type of fish falls from trees?
A: Jel-leaf-ish.
Q: Why do leaves fall from dogwood trees?
A: They’re afraid of the bark.
Q: Why were so many people collection leaves under the tree?
A: It was poplar tree.
Q: How did the maple leaves and the elm leaves get along?
A: They signed a peace tree-ty
Q: What looks like half a leaf?
A: The other half.
Q: Why was the leaf shaped like a chicken?
A: It was from a poultree.
Q: What did the tree say after he made an offer?
A: Take it or leaf it.
Q: What do you call a military tree who doesn’t return on time?
A: Absent without leaf.
Q: What happens when a tree falls into mud?
A: It leafs an impression.
Q: What did the teaching tree do when it went overseas?
A: It took a leaf of absence.
Q: What did one leaf say to the other?
A: I’m falling for you.
Q: Which side of a cherry tree has the most leaves?
A: The outside.
Q: What did the little tree say to the bully tree?
A: Leaf me alone.
Q: How old was the tiny tree?
A: Near-leaf five.
Q: Why didn’t the tree hunt?
A: It was against his beleafs.
Q: Why did the boy fall out of the tree?
A: He was told to rake the leaves.
Q: How do trees make themselves heard?
A: Amp-leaf-ication.
Q: What’s big, grey and falls from trees in Autumn?
A: Eleafant
Q: What do trees hand out at concerts?
A: Leaflets.
Q: What do vain trees do to get rid of wrinkles?
A: Get a faceleaft
Q: Why was the tree arrested?
A: For shopleafting
Q: How do trees contact one another?
A: By teleafone
Q: Where do trees go put?
A: On leafy greens.
Q: What weighs more, a pound of leaves or a pound of logs?
A: Neither, they both weigh one pound.
Q: How did the apple tree get the job?
A: It had the right qua-leaf-ications.
Q: Why did the leaf go to the school nurse?
A: It was feeling green.
Q: What do oak trees have that other trees don’t?
A: Oak leaves.
Q: What’s green and brown and red and yellow and orange?
A: A pile of fall leaves.
