Autumn Jokes

Autumn jokes for anyone looking for funny fall jokes. These clean jokes about autumn are perfect for parents, teachers, fall lovers and children of all ages.

You’ll find Autumn riddles, fall knock-knock jokes, Autumn puns and more, with topics that include pumpkins, leaves, apples, trees and other things related to the fall season.

Taking a ride to see the fall foliage? Share some of this Autumn humor with your fellow passengers.

This collection of clean fall jokes will be updated often, so make sure you check back for updates. You can also take a look at these related collections of jokes: Pumpkin Jokes, Halloween Jokes, Apple Jokes, Pie Jokes, Thanksgiving Jokes and more seasonal jokes.

Autumn Jokes

Q: What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A: A pumpkin patch.

Q: What did the oak tree say when autumn came around?
A: Leaf me alone.

Q: How are you supposed to talk in the apple library?
A: With your incider voice.

Q: What did the squash with an identity crisis say?
A:. I’m A – Corn! (It was an Acorn squash – credit to Holly!)

Q: Why was the man shopping for Reynolds Wrap?
A: He thought his wife wanted to see fall foilage.

Q: What’s the best thing to put into an apple pie?
A: Your teeth.

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Q: Which monster is red, round and comes out in Autumn?
A: Frankenapple.

Q: Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
A: Because he was out-standing in his field.

Q: What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
A: Tell him I can’t see him.

Q: Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
A: The Crossing Gourd.

Q: What did one autumn leaf say to the other?
A: I’m falling for you.

Q: Why do trees try new things so often?
A: Because every autumn, then turn over a new leaf.

Q: If money really did grow on trees, then what would everyone’s favorite season be?
A: Fall.

Q: Why are trees so care free and easy going?
A: Because every fall, they let loose.

Q: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries

Q: What is the cutest season of the year?
A: Awwwtumn.

Q: What is the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi

Q: What do you call a large, colorful pile of leaves in Australia?
A: The Great Barrier Leaf.

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Q: What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
A: Paid leaf.

Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
A: Squash.

Q: How do leaves travel from one town to town?
A: With autumn-mobiles.

Q: What’s the slowest way for an ant to get down from a tree?
A: Sit on a leaf and wait until autumn.

Q: What is it called when a tree doesn’t think it’s autumn?
A: Disbe-leaf.

Q: Why do birds fly south in the fall?
A: Because it’s too far to walk.

Q: What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do?
A: It can look round.

Q: What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm.

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it’s diameter?
A: Pumpkin pi.

Q: What did the apple say to the pie baker?
A: Use cherries instead.

Q: What is a tree’s least favorite month of the year?
A: Sep-timber!

Q: Who led all the apples to the bakery?
A: The Pie Piper

Q: What kind of apple isn’t an apple?
A: A pineapple.

Q: Why did the apple pie cry?
A: It’s peelings were hurt!

Q: What reads and lives in apples?
A: Bookworms.

Q: What did the pumpkin say after thanksgiving?
A: Good-pie everyone.

Q: When is an orange not an orange?
A: When it’s a pumpkin.

Q: What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker?
A: Use apples instead.

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Q: How did the acorn squash pay for things?
A: It used pumpkin bread.

Q: Who was the pie’s favorite pop star?
A: Apple Pie Spice

Q: Why didn’t the boy choose the apple over the pear?
A: He like the apple butter.

Q: What are gourds afraid of?
A: Things that go Pumpkin the night.

Q: What do you call an athletic pumpkin?
A: A jock o’ lantern.

Q: What’s the best thing to put in a pumpkin pie?
A: Your teeth.

Q: What do you call an overweight pumpkin?
A: A Plumpkin.

Q: What kind of clock is the hardest to change for Daylight Saving Time?
A: A sundial.

Autumn Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Felix who?
Felix-cited about Halloween and Thanksgiving!

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