Looking for funny Safari jokes? This collection of clean jokes about being on a safari are safe for people of all ages.
These safari jokes are great for anyone who enjoys travel, animals and wildlife, such as park rangers, tourists and adventure travelers.
Safari Jokes – Funny Jokes about a Wildlife Safari
Q: Why couldn’t the group see the big bird while on safari?
Q: Which bird showed up every time we stopped to eat while on our safari?
A: The swallow.
Q: What’s worse than one crocodile chasing your safari group?
A: Two crocodiles chasing your safari group.
Q: What does a ostrich chick become after she’s 10 days old?
A: 11 days old.
Q: What was the lion’s favorite food on the safari tour?
A: Baked beings.
Q: Why didn’t anyone pick the giraffe to join their herd?
A: He wouldn’t stick his neck out for anyone.
Q: What has 100 legs, 25 noses and is very loud?
A: A herd of stampeding hippos.
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Q: What is as big as a hippopotamus but weighs nothing?
A: His shadow.
Q: What animal can you see on an Irish safari?
A: A hip O’Potamus.
Q: What do you get when a hippo goes through a safari group’s camp?
A: A hippopota-mess.
Q: What do you call a hippopotamus riding on a safari truck?
A: A tourist.
Q: What does a lion say to his pride before they chase the safari truck?
A: Let us prey…
Q: What happened when the lion ate the safari guide’s joke book?
A: He felt funny.
Q: What time is it when a lion takes your safari hat?
A: Time to get a new safari hat.
Q. Why did the lion lose the race?
A. Because he was playing against a cheetah.
Q: What reptile do you get when you cross a lion with a camel?
A: A chamelion.
Q: What do you call a lion’s reflection in a safari truck’s window?
A: A copycat
Q: What time is it when a lion jumps into the safari truck?
A: Time to get out of the truck.
Q: On which day do lions eat the most safari tourists?
Q: How does a lion greet tourists?
A: I’m pleased to to eat you.
Q: What African safari animal is big, grey, has flippers and a bill?
A: A Hippoplatypus
Q: What kind of hippo is planning to steal the safari truck?
A: A hippo-plot-against-us
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Q: What do safari guides call a hippo without eyes?
A: A hppo.
Q: How do safari guides get hippos to do whatever they want?
Q: Is it better to have a tiger eat you or a lion?
A: It’s way better to have the tiger eat the lion (and not you).
Q: How does a lion stop a safari guide’s jeep?
A: By pressing paws
Q: What do you call a really silly guide on an Australian Safari?
A: A DINGO-ling.
Q: What’s as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing?
A: An elephant’s shadow.
Q: What happened when the tourist got lightheaded on the elephant safari?
A: They ele-faint.
Q: What do you call an elephant in a safari truck?
Q: What was the biggest type of ant seen on the safari?
A: An eleph-ant.
Q: Why aren’t elephants allowed to swim with the tourists?
A: They can’t keep their trunks up!
Q: What do you call an elephant riding on a tour bus?
A: A passenger.
Q: Why wasn’t the elephant allowed on the safari bus?
A: It’s trunk wouldn’t fit under the seat.
Q: What time is it when you find an elephant on your safari truck?
A: Time to get a new truck.
Q: According to the safari guide, what’s the difference between an African elephant and an Asian elephant?
A: About 5,000 miles.
Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled?
A: Because it takes too long to iron them.
Q: What’s the best thing to do if an elephant sneezes?
A: Get out of the way.
Q: How do you get down from an elephant?
A: You don’t. You get down from geese.
Q: What looks like half an antelope?
A: The other half.
Q: What’s the first thing a lion does in the morning?
A: It wakes up.
Q: Why don’t cats play cards while on a safari?
A: There are too many cheetahs.
Q: What did the safari guide say when a lion grabbed the zebra’s tail?
A: That’s the end of him.
Q: What do lions use to style their mane before tourists start taking photos?
A: A catacomb.
Q: What do lions call a safari truck filled with tourists?
A: A purrfect meal
Q: If lights run on electricity and safari trucks run on gas, what do lions run on?
A: Their paws.
Q: What does a cheetah do when it gets mad at a tourist?
A: It has a hissy fit.
Q: What do you call a lion who wrecks a safari truck?
A: The purr-petrator.
Q: Which side of the lion has the most fur?
A: The outside.
Q: Why did the cat sleep under the old safari vehicle?
A: So he would wake up oily.
Q: Which kind of cat causes the most problems on a safari?
A: A catastrophe
Q: Why do so many tourists love cheetahs?
A: They think they’re purrrr-fect.