Halloween Candy Jokes

Halloween Candy jokes are fun when you’re getting ready to go trick or treating – and they’re fun to tell the kids who come ringing your door bell hoping you have the best Halloween candy to hand out.

Halloween is supposed to be fun so make sure you have something to make the kids in your life laugh. You’ll find candy corn jokes, chocolate jokes and jokes about all of your favorite Halloween candy!

You can even tell some of these clean Halloween candy jokes to the kids who come to your house to trick or treat. Give an extra candy to the child who can get the answer to one of these Halloween riddles!

Dig into this tasty collection of funny, clean Halloween candy jokes.

Halloween Candy Jokes and Riddles

Q: What Halloween candy is only for girls?
A: HER-SHE’s Kisses.

Q: What kind of Halloween candy is never on time?
A: ChocoLATE

Q: What’s the best thing about Halloween?
A: The day after when all the candy goes on sale.

Q: What food is crazy about Halloween chocolate?
A: A cocoa-nut.

Q: What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A: A Candy Baa.

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Q: Why was the candy corn comedian booed off the stage?
A: All of his jokes were corny.

Q: What do you get when you cross candy corn and a cow?
A: Corned Beef.

Q: What do you get when you cross a werewolf and candy corn?
A: A corn dog.

Q: Which Halloween candy is in the baseball Hall of Fame?
A: Babe Ruth.

Q: What did the M&M go to college?
A: Because he wanted to be a Smarty.

Q: What kind of candy does Winnie the Pooh hand out every Halloween?
A: Bit o’ Honey.

Q: What do you call stolen Tootsie Rolls on Halloween?
A: Hot chocolate.

Q: Why was the candy corn afraid of Jimmy?
A: Because Jimmy cracks corn and he don’t care.

Q: What did the boy only want Mars bars on Halloween?
A: He was dressed like an astronaut.

Q: Who taught the candy corn how to play baseball?
A: His popcorn.

Q: Who’s in charge of all the candy corn?
A: The kernal.

Q: What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A: A Kitty Kat bar.

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Q: Which Halloween candy smells bad?
A: Footsie Rolls.

Q: What did the candy corn say when he received a compliment?
A: Aw, shucks.

Q: Where do you find haunted candy corn?
A: Lake Eerie.

Q: Which Halloween candy makes the most noise?
A: Blow Pops.

Q: What kind of prize do you win in the Halloween Grand Prix?
A: Peanut Butter Cups.

Q: Which Halloween candy do bumble bees like most?
A: Bit o Honey.

Q: Which candy is the most adventurous?
A: Three Musketeers

Q: Why was the mummy so intelligent?
A: He at a steady diet of smarties.

Q: What kind of bear on Halloween has no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.

Q: What do you call a cow that can’t moo?
A: A Milk Dud.

Q: Which candy was stolen?
A: Hot tamales.

Q: What country does candy come from?
A: Sweeten.

Q: Why don’t they hand out Halloween chocolates in prison?
A: Because prisoners break out.

Q: What type of Halloween candy is bad?
A: The one’s that are coco-naughty!

Q: What do you name a werewolf who stand on a Mars bar?
A: Rover.

Q: Where’s the best place to put a Kit Kat bar?
A: In your meowth.

Q: How could we tell when the candy enjoyed our Halloween candy jokes?
A: It Snickers.

Q: What did the Hershey’s dog chase every Halloween?
A: A kit kat.

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Q: What do you tell candy corn after it graduates from high school?
A: Corn-gratulations.

Q: What the best thing about getting a Baby Ruth?
A: You’ll get more home runs.

Q: What is funny and it tastes good?
A: Halloween Candy jokes.

Q: What’s the hottest candy on Halloween?
A: Fireballs

Q: What’s the happiest candy on Halloween?
A: Almond Joy.

Q: What kind of corn can you eat but never grows?
A: Candy corn.

I was going to tell you another candy corn joke, but it was too corny…

Halloween Candy Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Candy who?
Candy boy have another piece of chocolate?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Chalk who?
Chocolate is my favorite for Halloween.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Handsome who?
Handsome candy to me.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Hans who?
Hans off the candy.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Harriet who?
Harriet a bunch of candy.

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