Yoga Jokes

If you’re looking for funny yoga jokes, then this collection of jokes about yoga is for you.

These yoga jokes are clean and safe for kids of all ages. They are great for parents, teachers, yoga instructors, yoga students, gurus and anyone else looking to share a laugh about yoga.

Yoga is a Hindu spiritual and ascetic discipline which includes breath control, meditation, and bodily postures, widely used for health and relaxation.

Yoga jokes are especially fun on the way to, or back from, a yoga class. They are also great for kids being taught yoga poses.

If you really like yoga, or have friends and family who do, then share these jokes and this page so they can enjoy them.

Yoga Jokes

Q: Who taught the park ranger how to do a downward facing dog?
A: Yogi Bear.

Q: Why didn’t the yoga guru use the vacuum?
A: Because he has no attachments.

Q: What does a dyslexic cow say at yoga class?
A: Oooooooom.

Q: What does a “help wanted” sign for a yoga instructor say?
A: Inquire Within.

Q: Why was the woman so angry after yoga class?
A: She was bent all out of shape.

More Jokes Continue Below ↓ ↓

Q: How did the yogi order his pizza?
A: Make me one with everything.

Q: Whicn type of animal enjoys yoga?
A: A Shangri-llama.

Q: How did the yogi get so tall?
A: He Guru.

Q: What movie featured Captain Jack doing yoga?
A: Pilates in the Caribbean.

Q: What did the yogi do every night before bed?
A: He let the dogma out.

Q: Which famous baseball player said Namaste after each game?
A: Yogi Berra

Q: What did the guru eat every morning?
A: Granola with yogi-urt.

Q: How do yogi greet each other in Maine?
A: NaMooseStay

Q: How is yoga class like kindergarten?
A: You get to roll out a mat and lay down.

Q: What’s the easiest yoga position?
A: Sleeping.

Q: What yoga pose do pirates love to hate?
A: The plank.

Q: How do yogi get home?
A: They drive their karma.

More Jokes Continue Below ↓ ↓

Q: What did the police officer say to the Yogi who broke the law?
A: You have the right to remain silent.

Q: Why couldn’t the yogi find any coins outside?
A: Because change comes from within.

Q: What did the yogi want for his birthday?
A: Presence.

Q: What did Dorothy say after yoga class?
A: There’s no place like om.

Q: What did the optimistic guru say?
A: Hatha yoga is better than none.

Halloween Jokes on your Phone or Device

Never search for clean Halloween jokes again – Download them now instead. Get EVERY Halloween joke you’ll ever need right now and access them anytime on your PC, phone, tablet, Kindle or other device – forever! #1 for Parents and Teachers! Great for parties, events, cards and trick-or-treating. Plus you’ll get a fun bonus – Halloween Lunch Box Jokes Printable (30+ Days of Jokes).