Flute Jokes

Funny flute jokes are here! This collection of the best flute jokes and jokes about flutists will have you laughing in no time.

These jokes about flutes are great for flutists (flautists), music directors, musicians, conductors, flute instructors, and anyone with a flute or flute player in their life.

These flute jokes are clean and safe for kids and adults of all ages. Make sure you check out our other Music Jokes, including Marching Band Jokes.

Flute Jokes and Jokes about Flutists

Q: What do you call an in-sync flute section?
A: Impossible.

Q: What famous football player did flutists cheer loudest for?
A: Doug Flutie.

Q: How do flutists learn to play?
A: They take good notes.

Q: What do flute and police investigations have in common?
A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Flute player: Did you hear my last practice?
Friend: I sure hope so.

Q: Did you hear about the flute player who played in tune?
A: Nobody else has either…

Q: How many flutists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Ten. One to change the bulb and 9 to say they could do a better job.

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Q: How to flute players greet each other?
A: “Hello, I’m better than you.”

Q: Why was the flautist arrested?
A: She was in treble.

Q: What do you call a flute playing cow?
A: A moo-sician

Q: Whats the range of a solo flute player?
A: About 3 to 5 feet, depending on how much they weigh.

Q: Why weren’t the police looking for the stolen flute?
A: The case was closed.

Q: How do you get two flutists to play in unison?
A: Break one of the flutes.

Q: Why did the flutist go to the chiropractor?
A: She had a curved headjoint

Q: How do you tune a flute?
A: You can’t. That’s why they sound the way they do.

Q: Why couldn’t the Flautist perform?
A: Someone took his notes…

Q: How can you tell flutists are physically fit?
A: They have Tone Arms.

Q: What do you call a flute playing cat?
A: A meow-sician

Q: What is perfect pitch for a flute?
A: When it hits the strike zone.

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