Funny giraffe jokes for kids of all ages. These are the best giraffe jokes, riddles, giraffe puns and knock-knock jokes about giraffes.
These silly giraffe jokes are great for parents, teachers, zoo workers and visitors, safari workers and tourists. And since they are clean giraffe jokes, they are safe and family-friendly for children.
This page is dedicated to giraffe humor, but giraffes are considered funny for plenty of reasons. Their long necks and legs give them a quirky look, making them seem a bit clumsy or awkward when they run or bend down to drink. Their large eyes and unique facial features can convey a range of expressions that many find amusing. Watching them stretch their necks to reach high branches or awkwardly navigate their long limbs can be quite entertaining. Giraffes can have playful and curious personalities, which often lead to funny moments in the wild or in zoos.
Funny Giraffe Jokes for Kids
How can you get down from a giraffe?
You can’t – you can only get down from a goose.
What’s a giraffe’s favorite track and field event?
The high jump. (Like sports? Check out our kids sports jokes)
What is it called when two giraffes collide with each other?
A giraffic jam.
Did you hear about the race between the Giraffe and Emu?
It was neck and neck for awhile.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
To stay away from their smelly feet!
What are the odds of a giraffe winning a horse race?
It’s a longshot.
Why do giraffes make terrible spies?
Because they’re always spotted.
What do you call a giraffe queen?
Your high-ness
Why did the giraffe go to school?
To get a higher education
What do you call an animal that can turn into a boat?
A Girraft.
What would you get if you crossed a rooster with a giraffe?
An animal that wakes up people who live on the top floor
Why didn’t anyone laugh at the giraffe’s jokes?
They went over their heads.
Why didn’t they invite the giraffe to dinner?
Getting it in the house was a pain in the neck.
Why aren’t giraffes very good pets?
They’re too high maintenance.
Why are giraffes so hard to work with?
You can’t see eye-to-eye with them…
Why was the giraffe late to work?
He got stuck in a giraffic jam.
Why does it take so long for giraffes to admit they’re wrong?
It takes a long time for them to swallow their pride.
What do giraffes have that no one else has?
Baby giraffes.
What did Dracula say when he met a giraffe?
I’d like to get to gnaw you better. (Check out our Vampire Jokes)
Why don’t giraffes play in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs!
Why don’t giraffes eat fast food?
Because they can’t catch it.
What was the giraffe’s favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
Giraffe Puns
Have I told you the story about the giraffe’s neck? It’s a long one…
I saw a boy arrested for painting a giraffe on a building. He was charged with giraffiti…
Giraffes are well respected in the wild… everybody looks up to them.
They say that Giraffes can grow up to 18 feet. The most I’ve ever seen them have is four…
Giraffe Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gerri.
Gerri who?
Giraffe’s are my favorite animal!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe who?
Giraffe anything to eat, I’m hungry
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Iris.
Iris who?
Iris I could keep a giraffe!
