Polar Bear Jokes

Looking for some funny polar bear jokes? Check out this great collection of polar bear jokes for kids of all ages.

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The polar bear, Ursus maritimus, or the sea bear, is the only bear classified as a marine mammal by most countries within its range (the U.S., Norway, Greenland, and Russia). The exception is Canada, which currently classifies the polar bear as a terrestrial mammal.

Interesting Facts:

Polar bears are found across the Arctic. They are most abundant in areas with annual sea ice and productive ringed seal populations. There are five nations with polar bears: U.S. (Alaska), Canada, Russia, Greenland (Kingdom of Denmark), and Norway (Svalbard). Polar bears do not live in Antarctica. Penguins do.

Polar Bear Jokes

Q:
What to polar bears eat for lunch?
A:
Ice berg-ers

What did the polar bears say when they saw campers in sleeping bags?
Hot Pockets!

Q:
What did the polar bear have stuck in it’s teeth?
A:
Slow Eskimos.

Q:
What’s a balanced diet for a polar bear?
A:
A seal in each paw

Q:
What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed its tooth?
A:
The dentist

Q:
What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?
A:
A polar bear.

Q:
What do polar bears like to eat?
A:
Brrrrrrrritos.

Q:
What are polar bears called when they’re out in the rain?
A:
Drizzly bears.

Q:
Why don’t polar bears like fast food?
A:
Because they can’t catch it

Q:
What do you call a polar bear on thin ice?
A:
An ice breaker

Q:
What has four legs and a flipper?
A:
A happy polar bear

Q:
How does a polar bear stop a DVD?
A:
By pressing the “paws” button

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Q:
How do you keep a polar bear from charging?
A:
Make it pay cash

Q:
What do you call a dream in which polar bears are chasing you?
A:
A bitemare

Q:
What do polar bears like to eat in the cold?
A:
brrrrr-gers

Q:
Why did the polar bear swim across the river?
A:
To get to the other side

Q:
What did the Polar Bear say when it saw a seal on a bike?
A:
Meals on Wheels!

Q:
What do you call a big mean polar bear heading your way?
A:
Don’t call it anything – just run!

Q:
What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs?
A:
Anything you want because it can’t hear you.

Q:
When is a polar bear not a polar bear?
A:
When it’s in a grizzly mood.

Q:
Why would polar bears be cheap to keep as pets?
A:
They live on ice

Q:
What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a rose?
A:
I don’t know but I wouldn’t try to smell it

Q:
Where do you find polar bears?
A:
Wherever you lost them.

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Q:
What do you get if you cross a dishonest polar bear and a harp seal?
A:
A bear faced lyre! (a lyre is a stringed instrument like a small harp)

Q: What is a polar bear’s favorite shape?
A: ICE-osceles triangle.

Q: What kind of hugs do polar bears give?
A: Bear hugs!