Zebra jokes for kids and adults looking for something funny about zebras. You’ll find zebra puns, zebra Riddles, one liners and knock knock jokes.
These Zebra Jokes are great for teachers, parents, animal lovers, zoo workers and anyone who likes zebras.
This is the best collection of Clean Zebra Jokes you’ll find anywhere.
Zebras are distinctive for their black-and-white striped coats, which help them camouflage in the wild and confuse predators. They are social animals, often found in herds, and communicate through vocalizations, body language, and facial expressions. Zebras primarily graze on grasses and are native to various habitats across Africa, including savannas and grasslands.
These silly zebra jokes are especially fun for trips to the zoo – or after reading a book or watching a movie with zebra as characters, like Madagascar.
Zebra Jokes for Kids
Q: What rock band do zebra like the most?
A: The White Stripes
Q: Why was the zebra so embarrassed when it looked in the refrigerator?
A: She saw the ranch dressing.
Q: Why did the zebra wear a bell around his neck?
A: Because zebras don’t have horns.
Q: Why do zebras have stripes?
A: They don’t want to be spotted.
Q: What happened when the leopard tried to sneak out of his enclosure by pretending to be a zebra?
A: He was spotted.
Q: What do zebra eat at Octoberfest?
A: Zebratwurst
Q: What do a zebra and a polar bear have in common?
A: The answer is pretty black and white.
Q: What’s worse than a lion chasing a zebra?
A: Two lions chasing a zebra.
Q: What’s black and white and eats like a horse?
A: A zebra.
Q: Why would a zebra win in a fight against a kangaroo?
A: Because the zebra has a lot of black belts.
Q: What do zebras have that no other animal has?
A: Baby zebras.
Q: Why are zebra such poor dancers?
A: They have two left feet…
Q: What’s more incredible than a talking zebra?
A: A spelling bee.
Q: What did the zebra say to the tall grass when he was done eating?
A: Nice gnawing you!
What did the comedian say before telling a joke at the zebra club? Stop me if you’ve herd this one.
Q: What does a zebra colt become after he’s 30 days old?
A: 31 days old.
Q: What is as big as a zebra but weighs nothing?
A: His shadow.
Q: What happened when the zebra ate the safari guide’s joke book?
A: He felt funny.
Q. Why did the zebra lose the race?
A. Because he was up against a cheetah.
Q: What looks like half an zebra?
A: The other half.
Q: What’s the first thing a zebra does in the morning?
A: It wakes up.
Q: What did the safari guide say when a lion grabbed the zebra’s tail?
A: That’s the end of him.
Q: If lights run on electricity and safari trucks run on gas, what do zebra run on?
A: Their paws.
