Tuesday Jokes

Tuesday jokes, puns, quotes, riddles and more. Funny Jokes about Tuesday for all ages.

These fun jokes, riddles and puns for Tuesday are perfect for parents, teachers, children, bus drivers, co-workers and people of all ages.

Share these clean Tuesday jokes with anyone who could use a laugh on a Tuesday.

Tuesday Jokes

Q: What does it mean when you wake up on Tuesday morning?
A: That you made it though another Monday!

Q: What’s the scariest day of the week?
A: Boo’s-Day.

Q: Why didn’t the French chef realize it was pancake Tuesday?
A: It Crêpe’d up on him.

Q: When did Sherlock Holmes solve the mystery?
A: On a Cluesday.

Q: What day should you wear flip-flop sandals?
A: Toesday!

Q: When should you never annoy a lawyer?
A: On a Suesday.

Q: Why didn’t Superman eat the nachos at tonight’s taco Tuesday dinner?
A: He’s afraid of that chip-tonight.

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Q: Why was everyone looking for Lipton?
A: It was Teasday. (Lipton is a brand of tea).

Q: Why didn’t Pugsley’s sister ever compete in races?
A: Because Tuesday always came before Wednesday. (Wednesday is Pugley’s sister from the Addam’s Family)

Q: What do you call a Tuesday for people who forget to set their morning alarm clock?
A: Snooze-day.

Q: Which day of the week do golfers like the most?
A: Tee-sday (golfers place the ball on a tee to start each hole).

Q: Why did the Mexican restaurant get such a great review on Tuesday night?
A: It was nacho average Taco Tuesday!

Q: Why did the student wear a ballet skirt to school?
A: He thought it was tutus-day. (a tutu is a ballet skirt)

Q: On which day of the week is it the hardest to lie?
A: Truthsday.

Q: Why isn’t Tuesday the saddest day of the week.
A: Because 4 days later is a sadder day.

Q: What’s the best day to give a dog a bone?
A: Chewsday.

Q: Why are Saturdays stronger than Tuesdays?
A: Because Tuesday is a weak day…

Q: What is the best day to say cheers?
A: Toast Day.

Q: Why is Taco Tuesday so good for family night?
A: Everyone gets a chance to taco ’bout their day!

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Q: Why did the couple have to spend the whole day together?
A: It was Twos-day.

Q: What did the Krispy Kreme donut sign say on Taco Tuesday?
A: Don’t forget about us today, we have fillings too…

Q: What’s the best day of the week to make a decision?
A: Chooseday.

Q: Why are airports less crowded on Tuesdays?
A: You’re supposed Tuesday on the ground…

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tuesday who?
Tuesday morning – time to wake up!

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