Friday Jokes

Friday jokes, puns, riddles and more. Funny Jokes about Friday for all ages.

These fun jokes, riddles and puns for Friday are perfect for parents, teachers, children, bus drivers, co-workers and people of all ages.

Share these clean Friday jokes with anyone who could use a laugh on a Friday – and kick off the weekend with a smile!

Friday Jokes

Q: What comes after Black Friday?
A: Broke Saturday.

Q: What can really ruin your Friday?
A: Finding out it’s only Thursday.

Q: Why do geologists shop on Friday?
A: For the great weekend shales!

Q: Where can you save 100% on Black Friday?
A: At home – by not shopping.

Q: What’s scarier than Friday the 13th?
A: Monday the 16th.

Q: What do cows do on Friday nights?
A: Go to the mooooooovies.

Q: Why did Friday start going to the gym?
A: He was a weak day.

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Q: Why did Han go shopping on Black Friday?
A: Because the prices were Solo.

Q: In what country is every day a friday?
A: Grease. (Fry Day / Greece)

Q: What did the fruit ask at the end of the work week?
A: Orange you glad it’s Friday?

Q: What’s the worst part about Friday afternoons?
A: Realizing it’s just wednesday.

Q: Why wasn’t the Friday serious about anything?
A: It was a casual Friday.

Q: What did the teacher give on black Friday?
A: 50% off late assignments.

Q: What did Friday say to Saturday and Sunday when they were about to give up?
A: Weekend do it!

Q: Why couldn’t I get an appointment at the library for Friday?
A: They were all booked up.

Riddle: How can a man leave home on Friday, stay away for 4 nights, and then return on Friday?
Answer: Friday is the name of his horse.

Q: Why couldn’t Friday lift anything heavy?
A: Because it was a weak day.

Q: Why shouldn’t you worry about Friday the 13th?
A: Because it’s bad luck to be superstitious.

Q: Why did the student cheer when he got home from school?
A: It was Friyay!

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Q: Why did Pierre go to McDonalds?
A: It was French Fry-Day.

Q: Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days of the week?
A: Because Monday through Friday are weekdays.

Q: Why didn’t the French chef realize it was Friday?
A: It Crêpe’d up on him.

Q: What day of the week did Toad like the most?
A: Fly-day.

Q: Why did Thomas the Tank Engine stop working on Friday?
A: He ran out of steam…

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Friday.
Friday who?
Friday who loves you too.

Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Romaine on Friday?
A: Lettuce celebrate!

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