Transformers Jokes

Looking for Transformers jokes? This is the best collection of Transformers jokes online.

You’ll find funny jokes about Transformers from movies, comics and TV shows, including Bumble Bee, Optimus Prime, Decepticons and more.

All the jokes about Transformers are clean and safe for children of all ages.

Transformers Jokes for Kids

Q: Which Transformer did the mechanic team up with?
A: Ratchet.

Q: Which Transformer is always traveling?
A: Trypticon

Q: Which Transformer likes American Soccer?
A: Cosmos.

Q: Which Transformer lives in Busy Town?
A: Goldbug

Q: What do you get when you mix a transformer with a cow?
A: Optimus prime rib.

Q: Why does a transformer need a watch?
A: To tell the optimus time.

Q: What do you call a race between a lot of transformers?
A: A megathon.

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Q: Why did the transformer cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Q: What does Prime have in common with a movie theater?
A: The trailer.

Q: How come Hot Rod’s new paint job turned out so bad?
A: He didn’t use Optimus Primer.

Q: What is Beast Wars Megatron’s favorite day of the year?
A: Yessssssssssssterday

Q: What did Prime Brakedown say after winning the boxing match?
A: That was a knockout.

Q: What do you call an Autobot in denial?
A: A car.

Q: Which Transformer likes to enter giveaways?
A: Sweeps

Q: What do you call it when all the Transformer’s food is gone?
A: Ener-gone

Q: Which Transformer appeared in the movie “Santa Claus is Coming to Town?”
A: Abominus Snowman

Q: Why was Hotshot so late to work?
A: Because he lost his Cyber Keys..

Q: What do you call Decepticons after being smashed by Omega Supreme?
A: Decepti-crumbs

Q: How you you prevent Decepticons from getting inside the Ark?
A: Install a Grim-Lock.

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Q: What do you do when your car battery dies during a tornado?
A: You get a Windcharger

Q: What do you get when you cross Megatron with an iphone?
A: A Megaphone

Q: What do you find inside Prime’s nose?
A: Auto-snots.

Q: what does chromedome say to highbrow when gets a panic attack?
A: Don’t lose your head.

Q: What did trypticon say to Metroplex while he was in city mode?
A: I’m going to knock your block off

Q: What kind of Transformers do crows like?
A: Decepti-corns

Q: Whats red, blue, silver, black and green?
A: Optimus Prime and Megatron fighting over a pickle.

Q: What do you get when you cross G1 Predaking with Armada Predacon?
A: King Con.

Q: Why didn’t Waspinator have to pay shipping for his order at Amazon?
A: He got free Prime shipping

Q: How does Soundwave know when he’s hungry?
A: When he has Rumble in his tummy.

Q: How do you get a one-armed Autobot out of a tree?
A: Wave to him.

Q: Which transformer has the best attitude?
A: Optimist prime

Q: Which transformer lives in Maine?
A: OptiMoose Prime.

Q: Why does Starscream turn into a jet?
A: He’s a robot in the skies.

Q: Which Transformer should you not play games with?
A: Cheetor.

Q: Which Transformer is good at video games?
A: X-brawn 360.

Q: Which Transformer isn’t good at winter driving?
A: Drift.

Q: What is a Macross Pilot’s worst nightmare?
A: A Jet-Fire

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What does every little Autobot boy want for Christmas?
A: An Arcee Car.

Q: Why is Breakdown’s name Breakdown?
A: Because he always breaks down!

Q: What happened to the farmer when he dug up an Allspark shard?
A: He became a Transfarmer.

Q: Why didn’t anybody like the headmaster?
A: He had a Horri-Bull personality.

Q: What is Jazz’s favorite city?
A: New Orleans

Q: What Autobot can you only see in the desert?
A: Mirage

Q: What should all drivers carry with them?
A: A Wheeljack

Q: Which Decepticon is royalty?
A: Predaking

Q: Which Decepticon could have a lead role in a Christmas movie?
A: Scurge

Q: Which Autobot is the most reckless driver?
A: Sideswipe

Q: Which Decepticon can be used as a mirror?
A: Reflector

Q: Which Decepticon would make a good Viking God?
A: Thundercracker

Q: What do you call a flying spider?
A: An Airachnid.

Q: How does Optimus get free shipping online?
A: Amazon Prime

Q: Which Transformer can spin mid-air?
A: Waspinator.

Q: Why did Optimus Prime buy the flashlight?
A: To light their darkest hour.

Q: Why did Jazz change his tires?
A: Because they didn’t wheel well.

Q. What transformer can never fly straight?
A: Sideways

Q: What did the boy say when his mom put his Transformer’s toy in the washing machine?
A: His name is Nightwatch Optimus not Night Wash Optimus

Q: What has eight legs and turns into a truck?
A: Octopus Prime.

Q: What do you call a mini Swindle?
A: A Mini-con

Q: How do they call an indifferent Cybertronian?
A Transformeh.

Q: What type of food makes Transformers gain weight?
A: Food with trans fat

Q: What do the Maximals do when they have a pest problem?
A: Lay Rat-Traps.

Q: What’s found beneath Optimus Prime’s paint?
A: Optimus Primer

Q: What is Megatron’s favorite style of ribs?
A: Priiimmmmmeee.

Q: How does a Cautiousbot transform?
A: Very carfully.

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Q: If Optimus commited a felony, what would he be called?
A: Optimus Crime.

Q: If Optimus was worth ten cents, what would he be called?
A: Optimus Dime.

Q: If Optimus were a citrus fruit, what would he be called?
A: Optimus Lime.

Q: If Optimus were a type of clown, what would he be called?
A: Optimus Mime.

Q: If Optimus were a clock, what would he be called?
A: Optimus Time.

Q: What do you call a surprise Decepticon hand gesture?
A: Shockwave.

Q: What do you call a happy bunch o’ bots?
A: Transformers Animated

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