If you’re searching for funny jokes about skunks, then you’re going to love this collection of skunk jokes.
One thing is for sure… these skunk jokes don’t stink!
These jokes about skunks are clean and safe for kids of all ages.
These skunk jokes are perfect for parents, teachers, babysitters, zoo keepers, animal lovers and everyone else interested in skunks. When you’re done reading, and laughing, at these skunk jokes, take a look at our huge collection of animal jokes
Jokes About Skunks
Q: What college do skunks attend?
A: P.U.
Q: Why did Billy bring his pet skunk to school?
A: For show-and-smell.
Q: Have you heard the joke about the skunk?
A: Nevermind – it really stinks.
Q: Where did the skunk go after losing his tail?
A: A retail store.
Q: How do you make a skunk stop smelling?
A: Plug it’s nose.
Q: What looks like half a skunk?
A: The other half?
Q: How many skunks do you need to make the worst stink?
A: A phew.
Q: Which side of a skunk has the most hair?
A: The outside.
Q: How much money did the skunk have?
A: One scent.
Q: Where did the skunk sit in church?
A: In a Pew.
Q: Why wouldn’t any of the other animals vote for the skunk?
A: His policies really stunk.
Q: Why are skunks so intelligent?
A: They have a lot of scents.
Q: Why did the skunk cross the road?
A: To stink up the other side.
Q: Why couldn’t the skunk call for a pizza?
A: His phone was out of odor.
Q: What did the judge yell when a skunk walked into his court?
A: Odor in the court!
Q: Where do skunks come after people?
A: In the dictionary
Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburned skunk!
Q: What do you call flying skunks?
A: Smelly-copters.
Q: What do skunks do at parties?
A: Have scavenger hunts.
Q: What do you get when you cross a teddy bear and a skunk?
A: Winnie the PU
Q: Which famous skunk was from Transylvania?
A: Stankenstein.
Q: What was the name of the robot skunk?
A: R-2 P-U.
Q: Why didn’t the cat go to the skunk’s party?
A: Skunk parties always stink.
Q: Which famous skunk lived in Transylvania?
A: Stankenstein.
