Robot Jokes

Looking for funny robot jokes? This collection of clean robot jokes are safe for people of all ages.

We think you’ll agree that this is the best place to find jokes about robots. This includes jokes about androids, Star Wars characters (like BB8, C3PO and R2D2), cyborgs and more. You’ll even find a few robot knock-knock jokes.

These robot jokes are great for anyone who enjoys science fiction, Star Wars, Star Trek, science, robotics and characters like the Iron Giant. This includes parents, teachers, babysitters, librarians, engineers – anyone who gets a kick out of robots!

Robot Jokes – Funny Jokes About Robots

Q: Why was the android itchy?
A: Roboticks.

Q: What did the robot call it’s creator?
A: Da-ta

Q: What kind or androids do you find in the arctic?
A: Snobots.

Q: What do you call an android crew team?
A: Rowbots.

Q: Why did the robot run away?
A: It heard an electric can opener.

Q: What kind of salad do androids like?
A: Ones made with ice-borg lettuce.

Q: Why did the robot cross the road?
A: Because he wasn’t chicken (robots have no emotions!)

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Q: What did the droid do at lunch time?
A: Had a byte…

Q: What musical instrument do some robots play?
A: Cyborgans.

Q: What do they do every summer in robot neighborhoods?
A: Have a ro-block party.

Q: Why did the robot get angry so often?
A: People kept pushing it’s buttons.

Q: Why shouldn’t R2D2 be allowed in movies?
A: He says so many foul words they have to bleep everything he says!

Q: What was the robot’s favorite style of music?
A: Heavy Metal.

Q: Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
A: Because he’s always making new friends.

Q: Why wasn’t there an oil can in the x-wing fighter garage?
A: BB8 it.

Q: What did the robot say when he was asked to shut down?
A: Ro-NOT!

Q: How does C3PO communicate when he’s on the moon of Endor?
A: Ewok-ie talkie.

Q: What do you get when you cross a robot with a tractor?
A: A transfarmer.

Q: What do you call a pirate droid?
A: Arrrrgh-2-D2

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Q: Why was the robot feeling bad?
A: It had a virus.

Q: What is R2D2 short for?
A: Because he has small legs.

Q: Does C3PO have any siblings?
A: Yes, he has two transisters.

Q: How do you get down from a bantha?
A: You don’t. You get down from a goose.

Q: Why did the robot go to the shopping mall?
A: It had hardware and software – but it needed underware.

Q: Who was the robot’s favorite author?
A: Anne Droid.

Q: What happens when a robot falls in muddy water?
A: It gets wet and muddy.

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Art who?

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Bb-8 who?
Bb-8 nobody, I hope! That would be gross!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
R2D2 who?
R2D2 or RU not D2?

Q: Why did the robot fall off his bike?
A: He hadn’t ridden in a long time and was a little rusty.

Q: Why was the robot so tired when it finally got home?
A: It had a hard drive.

Q: Who wrote the book titled: “My Life as a Robot?”
A: Cy Borg.

Q: Where do robots sit?
A: On their robottoms.

Q: What do you call a pirate robot?
A: Arrrrr-2-D2

Q: Why is a robot builder never lonely?
A: He’s always making new friends.

Q: How do baby robots drink milk?
A: From a robottle.

Q: Why did the robot cross the road?
A: It was programmed to be a chicken.

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Q: What do robots wear during the winter?
A: Roboots.

Q: What excuse did Ray give for not having her homework?
A: BB-8 it.

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