Camping Jokes

Looking for funny camping jokes? This collection of clean jokes about camping are safe for people of all ages.

We think you’ll agree that this is the best place to find jokes about camping. This includes jokes about tents, camping out, campgrounds, spiders and more.

These camping jokes are great for anyone who enjoys camping, especially family camping. This includes parents, park rangers, campground owners, campers – anyone who enjoys getting outdoors to camp out.

Camping Jokes – Funny Jokes about Camping Out

Q: What did the little boy say when he found a spider in his tent?
A: Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!

Q: What outdoor sport do spiders like when camping?
A: Fly fishing.

Q: What do bears call campers in their sleeping bags?
A: Burritos.

Q: Where do sharks go camping?
A: Finland.

Q: Why did the summer camp counselors wear sunglasses?
A: Because their campers were so bright.

Q: What did the father say to his daughter when her marshmallows kept falling into the campfire?
A: Stick with it.

Q: Why was the camping trip so tiring?
A: It was in-tents (intense)

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Q: What scares Irish kids when their camping?
A: Paddy long legs.

Q: How do you prevent your sleeping bag from stretched out?
A: Don’t sleep too LONG in it.

Q: When can kids jump higher than their camping tent?
A: Always – because tents can’t jump.

Q: Why don’t mummies go camping?
A: It’s so relaxing they might unwind.

Q: Why are people who go camping on April fools day so tired?
A: Because they just finished a 31-day March.

Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
A: Because he enjoyed the colorful foliage while camping.

Q: What did the campers say about the campfire?
A: They gave it GLOWING reviews.

Q: What do fir trees always remember to bring when camping near a lake?
A: Their swimming trunks.

Q: When did the girl jump out of the tent?
A: When her brother said he like his sleeping bug.

Q: How can you tell when the camping at a seaside beach isn’t any fun?
A: When the tide goes out and never comes back.

Q: Have you heard the joke about the skunk and the camping trip?
A: Nevermind – it really stinks.

Q: What type of footwear do frogs wear camping during the summer?
A: Open toad shoes.

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Q: Where did the sheep family go on a camping vacation?
A: The Baaa-hamas.

Q: What did the beaver say to the tree at the campground?
A: Been nice gnawing you…

Q: Where do birds like to go on camping vacations?
A: The Canary Islands.

Q: What did the lake say to the campers?
A: Nothing it just waved.

Q: Why didn’t the elephant family pack bathing suits for their camping trip?
A: Because they already had their swiming trunks.

Q: What does Barry Allen always take on camping trips?
A: His flashlight (Barry Allen is the real name of the Flash superhero).

Q: What did the cow wear on the camping trip in Hawaii?
A: A Moo Moo.

Q: Where do cows go camping?
A: Upstate Moo York.

Q. What did the campers call the bear with no teeth?
A. A gummy bear

Q: If you have 3 sleeping bags in one hand and 3 sleeping bags in the other, what do you have?
A: Pretty big hands.

Q: How do campfires access the internet?
A: They log in.

Q: What warm drink helps mom relax when they’re camping?
A: Calm-omile tea.

Q: Where do ants like to go camping?
A: Frants.

Q: Why didn’t the swimmer fo away for the weekend with his friends to the campground
A: He thought they said they were going CRAMPing.

Q: Which day of the week is best for camping on the beach?
A: SUNday.

Q: Did you hear about the camper who broke his left arm?
A: He’s all RIGHT now.

Q: Why did the bread want to go camping?
A: So it could loaf around.

Q: When camping during autumn, what’s the warmest part of the tent?
A: The corner – it’s usually about 90 degrees.

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Q: While camping, a boy saw a fish blushing. Why was the fish blushing?
A: It saw the lakes’s bottom.

Q: Which type of witches like to camp on the beach?
A: Sandwitches.

Q: Where do race cars go vacation camping?

Q: What’s brown, hairy and can be found in a tent?
A: A coconut camping.

Q: Why didn’t the bike go camping?
A: It was too tired (2 tired).

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