Octopus Jokes

If you’re searching for funny jokes about octopuses, then you’re going to love this collection of octopus jokes.

One great thing about these octopus jokes is that they are clean and safe for kids of all ages.

These octopus jokes are perfect for parents, teachers, babysitters, marine biologists and everyone else who loves animals and sea creatures.

When you’re done reading, and chuckling, at these octopus jokes, make sure you look at our entire collection of funny animal jokes.

FYI – did you know that octopuses are very smart creatures? The plural of octopus is octopuses, as well as octopodes. Some people also use the word octopi. Also good to know is that October 8th is World Octopus Day – so grab some fun octopus jokes and celebrate!

Octopus Jokes

Q: What sea creatures say hello sixteen times?
A: Two octopuses shaking hands.

Q: What do octopus knights wear?
A: A coat of arms.

Q: What story do octopus parents read to their kids?
A: Octopuss in boots

Q: Who held the baby octopus for a ransom?
A: Squidnappers.

Q: What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?
A: An animal that milks itself.

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Q: What type of cat has eight legs and loves to swim?
A: An octopussy cat.

Q: What did the squid sheriff put together to find the outlaw cowboy?
A: An octoposse.

Q: What has 72 arms and catches flies?
A: An octopus baseball team.

Q: What has eight legs and turns into a truck?
A: Octopus Prime.

Q: How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A: Tentacles.

Q: How do you know the bathroom is in use when your are at an octopus party?
A: The sign on the door says “Octopied.”

Q: How do we know that octopuses can’t commit crimes?
A: They don’t have a bad bone in their bodies. (octopus have no bones)

Q: What would be good about crossing a turkey with an octopus?
A: Everyone would get a drumstick on Thanksgiving.

Q: What do you call an octopus musician?
A: A rocktopus

Q: What was the octopuses favorite cartoon?
A: Octonauts.

Q: Where do female sea creatures keep their money?
A: In their octopurse.

Q: What do you call good characteristics of an octopus?
A: It’s octo-pluses.

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Q: Who was the most infamous pirate octopus?
A: Captain Squid.

Q: What did the octopus say to it’s sweetheart?
A: You octopi my heart.

Q: What did the doctor check on his octopus patient?
A: His octopulse.

Q: What did the octopus use to make jelly?
A: From ocean currants.

Q: What is a play on words among sea creatures?
A: Octopuns.

Q: What looks like half an octopus?
A: The other half?

Q: How do young fish get to school?
A: By octobus.

Q: When are all octopuses born?
A: October!

Q: What do you call a job for an octopus?
A: It’s octopation

Q: What do you call an octopus with 2 arms?
A: A Platypus

Q: What do you call an octopus who thinks the glass if always half full?
A: An octomist.

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