Funny Monday jokes for kids – including Monday morning jokes!
Adults aren’t the only ones who have trouble getting themselves going on Mondays – kids do too! Share these clean Monday jokes with friends, family and co-workers.
These fun jokes, riddles and puns for Monday are perfect for parents, teachers, bus drivers, co-workers and kids of all ages.
Monday may not be funny… but jokes about Monday sure are.
Monday Jokes for Kids
Q: What did the teacher say to her aardvark student when he walked into class on Monday morning?
A: Why the long face?
Q: Which day of the week are demons most tired?
A: De-Monday, just like everyone else.
Q: What’s the most annoying thing for NFL players starting the week?
A: Monday morning quarterbacks…
Q: What’s the most depressing sound on Monday?
A: Alarm clocks!
Q: How do hens feel on Mondays?
A: Eggshausted.
Q: Why was the acid so rude on Monday?
A: He was a-mean-o-acid…
Q: Why did Boba Fett sleep Tuesday through Sunday?
A: He was a Mondaylorian
Q: What did the cashew say on Monday?
A: Mondays drive me nuts.
Q: Why was the root vegetable in a good mood on Monday?
A: It was an up-beet.
Q: What’s the saddest part of the week?
A: Monday mourning…
Q: What does Sonic need a lot of on Mondays?
A: Hedge-hugs.
Q: What did the Cyclops say every Monday morning?
A: Eye don’t want to get up!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Toothy.
Toothy who?
Toothy the day after Monday.
Q: How do cheeses greet each other on Monday mornings?
A: Have a Gouda week!
Q: Why did the cat stay home from school on Monday?
A: He wasn’t feline well.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at Monday jokes?
A: He didn’t find them humerus.
Q: What do kids do on Mondays during vacation?
A: The same thing they do every other day!
Q: Why does Sunday always beat Monday in arm wrestling?
A: Because Monday is a weakday.
Q: Why does Santa hand out candy canes on Mondays?
A: For encourage-mint.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Monday.
Go Away!
Q: Why did the corrupt calendar go to prison?
A: Monday laundering.
Q: When does Monday come before Sunday?
A: In the dictionary!
Q: In a galaxy far, far away, who is always eager to start a new work week?
A: The Mondaylorians.
Q: During the school year, what’s the number one thing kids wish for on Sunday night?
A: A foot of snow by morning…
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heymon.
Heymon who?
Heymonday is here already!
Q: Why did the skeleton do such a poor job in school on Mondays?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.
