May Jokes

Funny May jokes for kids! Not only are these jokes about the month of May funny, but these jokes are clean and safe for all ages.

These May jokes are great for parents, grandparents, teachers, babysitters and anyone looking to celebrate the spring season with some laughs.

Looking for May Jokes? This is the joke collection for you!

These are May-themed jokes – If you’re looking for spring jokes, then check out these collections: Easter Jokes, Easter Bunny Jokes, Egg Jokes, Easter Knock Knock Jokes,

May Jokes for Kids

Q: What did the spring say when it was in trouble?
A: May Day!!

Q: Which state loves spring the most?
A: May-ne

Q: Which cute mouse loves the spring?
A: Maysy

Q: Which crime fighter likes May the most?
A: Robin

Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline in May?
A: Spring-time.

Q: What May flowers grow on faces?
A: Tulips (Two-lips).

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Q: Who’s the most important person in a Spring wedding?
A: The MAYtron of honor.

Q: Which month can’t make a decision?
A: MAYbe.

Q: What starts growing in the spring and then goes POP?
A: May-ze

Q: Who conducts the spring orchestra?
A: May-stro.

Q: Why are oak trees so forgiving?
A: Every May they “turn over a new leaf”.

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims.

Q: What goes up when May rain comes down?
A: An umbrella.

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