Jokes About Egypt

Looking for funny jokes about Egypt?

This collection of kids jokes about Egypt are perfect for parents, teachers, museum tour guides – and anyone else interested in Egyptian themed jokes.

You’ll find jokes about Pharoahs, pyramids, mummies, the Nile, King Tut and more.

All of these Egyptian jokes are clean and safe for kids of all ages.

Kids Jokes About Egypt

Q: Why was the Pharoah boastful?
A: Because he Sphinx he’s the best.

Q: What is the most important day in Egypt?
A: Mummy’s Day.

Q: How can you tell if King Tut’s mummy has a horrible cold?
A: By his deep, loud coffin.

Q: What kind of makeup do Egyptian mummies wear?
A: Mas-scare-a

Q: What kind of roads do mummies in Egypt like living on?
A: Dead Ends.

Q: What did King Tutankhamun say when he had a nightmare?
A: I want my mummy.

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Q: What tops off a mummy’s ice cream sundae?
A: Whipped scream.

Q: Why couldn’t the mummy go to school with the witch?
A: He couldn’t spell.

Q: Which mummy lives in Town Hall?
A: The night-mayor.

Q: What do you call an Egyptian doctor?
A: A Cairo-practor.

Q: What did the Pharoah’s secretary say when people called on the phone?
A: The King can’t speak now, he’s wrapped up at the moment.

Q: What kind of music do mummies like most?
A: Wrap music.

Q: How do Egyptians back their products?
A: Satisfaction guaranteed you get your mummy back.

Q: How did the mummy learn to cook?
A: He ordered “Cooking for Mummies” from Amazon.

Q: What was the mummy musician’s favorite note?
A: The dead sea

Q: What was the mummy’s favorite kind of drink?
A: De-coffin-ated coffee.

Q: What did the mummy say when it got bad grades?
A: That Sphinx.

Q: Where do Pharaohs like to eat out?
A: Pizza Tut.

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Q: Why was Cleopatra worried about getting home from school?
A: Whe didn’t want her mummy to see her report card.

Q: How do brave Egyptians write?
A: Hero-glyphics.

Q: What do mummies put in their hair?
A: Scare spray

Q: What do you say when a mummy over charges you?
A: Egypted me. (He jipped me)

Q: Why didn’t Cleopatra go to the psychiatrist?
A: Because she was the Queen of Denial.

Q: What goes ha-ha-ha-ha, thud?
A: A mummy laughing it’s head off.

Q: What do trains do at Egyptian train yard gates?
A: Toot-and-come-in.

Q: How do mummies tell their future?
A: They read their horror-scope.

Q: What did one pyramid say to the other?
A: How’s your mummy doing.

Q: What job do mummies do during the holidays?
A: They’re gift wrappers.

Q: What kind of underwear do mummies wear?
A: Fruit of the Tomb.

Q: Which pretty actress was the mummy’s favorite?
A: Pharaoh Fawcett

Q: Who did the mummy take to the prom?
A: His ghoul friend

Q: Why was the Egyptian mummy so tense?
A: He was all wound up.

Q: Why didn’t the mummy think he was scary?
A: He was in denial (the Nile)

Q: What did the mummy say when he smelled rotten eggs?
A: What sphinx in here?

Q: Where do baby mummies stay during the day?
A: Day-scare

Q: What was the mummy’s favorite party game?
A: Hide-and-go-shriek

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Q: Why don’t mummies take up hobbies?
A: They are too wrapped up in their work.

Q: Why do mummies make such great spies?
A: They’re good at keeping things under wraps.

Q: How do mummies stay hidden?
A: By wearing masking tape.

Q: Why was the mummy home from school?
A: He caught a gold.

Q: What was the mummy’s favorite football team?
A: The Mummy Dolphins

Q: Why were the two gassy mummies such good friends?
A: They had loud toots-in-common.

Q: What was Cleopatra’s favorite flower?
A: Chrysanthamummies.

Q: What game show did mummies like most?
A: The $20,000 pyramid.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Egyptian mummy with a mechanic?
A: Toot and Car Man.

Q: Why do mummies have trouble making friends?
A: They’re too wrapped up in themselves.

Q: What card game do they play in Egypt?
A: Gin Mummy.

Q: Where do mummies go for a beach vacation?
A: The dead sea.

Q: Why couldn’t the mummy sing?
A: He hurt his larSphinx. (larynx)

Q: What did the mummy do when he needed help moving his gold?
A: He hired-a-glyphics.

Q: How did the mummy know it was time to retire?
A: He saw the hieroglyphics on the wall.

Q: Why was the mummy sent to jail?
A: He ran a pyramid scheme.

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