Dentist Jokes

Dentist jokes for kids and adults of all ages. These clean dentist jokes include dentistry puns, dentist riddles and knock-knock jokes about dentists.

Good humor about dentists is funny anytime, but especially when you’re on the way to the dentist office, learning about dentistry, or on the way back from a dentist appointment.

These dentist jokes are popular for dentists, orthodontists, children, teachers, parents and any adult with a good sense of humor.

Dentist Jokes

Q: What does a dentist do when riding a roller coaster?
A: He braces himself.

Q: Why did the deer need braces?
A: He had buck teeth.

Q: Why did the dentist go to Panama?
A: He was looking for the root canal.

Q: What did Ash Ketchum say to the wiggly tooth he was about to pull out?
A: I chews you!!

Q: Why didn’t the dentist pick up Chinese take-out food on the way home?
A: He was already taking out a tooth.

Q: What did the dentist do before opening his office?
A: He was a DRILL sergeant in the Army.

Q: Why did the Royal Queen go to the dentist?
A: To get her teeth crowned.

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Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
A: Dracula’s dentist.

Q: What do dentists call their x-rays of teeth?
A: Tooth pics.

Q: What was the dentist’s favorite movie?
A: Plaque to the Future.

Q: If someone takes 25 candy bars and eats 22 of them, what do they have?
A: Cavities…

Q: Which teeth do you need to brush?
A: The ones you would like to keep.

Q: What did the dentist say when Jack Nicklaus came in for a check-up?
A: You have a hole in one!

Q: What type of award does the best dentist of the year get?
A: A little plaque.

Q: What did the dentist say to his golfing buddy?
A: You have a hole in one.

Q: What game did the dentist play when he was a child?
A: Caps and robbers

Q: What should a dentist give a monster with a toothache?
A: Anything it wants.

Q: What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
A: Denis.

Q: Which dinosaurs listen to their dentist’s advice?
A: Floss-iraptors.

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Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: You have an under-byte.

Q: Why did the snowman visit a dentist?
A: He had frostbite.

Q: What do you call a Panda with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.

Q: What is another name for a dentist’s office?
A: A filling station.

Q: How do dentists practice their trade?
A: Lots of drills.

Q: What’s the worst thing a kid can hear on Halloween day?
A: “The dentist will see you now”

Q: Why do dentists like mashed potatoes?
A: Because they are so filling.

Q: What did the tooth say as the dentist walked out of the room?
A: You can fill me in when you get back.

Q: Why was the cheerleader at the dentist’s office?
A: She needed a ROOT canal

Q: Why do dentist’s seem unhappy?
A: They always look down in the mouth…

Q: What did the dentist see in the Arctic?
A: A molar bear.

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Q: What did the zombie eat after having a cavity filled?
A: The dentist.

Q: When is the most popular time for people to visit the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty (2:30)

Q: Why did the cell phone go to the dentist?
A: It had Bluetooth

Dentist Puns

The Dalai Lama is a little off today after having his wisdom tooth removed.

My dentist said I should try flossing more, so now I’m taking dance lessons. (The Floss is the name of a funny dance move)

I was able to find a new dentist’s office by word of mouth.

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I find it unnerving that my dentist says that I need a root canal.

My dentist calls himself the King of the dentists because he specializes in crowns.

The dental hygienist asked me to open up, but I didn’t know her well enough to get too personal.

My cousin has gone 10 years without brushing his teeth… talk about terrible tooth decade.

In Panama, dental care is called a route canal.

Dentists seem to have their own flossify on how to keep teeth clean…

When I went to the dentist, he put all caps on my teeth. Now I can’t stop yelling.

Dentist Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes how I talk after going to the dentist.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mo.
Mo who?
Mo candy may lead to Mo fillings!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo hoo?
Don’t cry, we have a very gentle dentist…

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open your mouth please…

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe tell me the last time you flossed?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream as soon as I walk through the door to the dentist’s office.

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