Chemistry Jokes

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Funny Chemistry Jokes

Q: How can chemistry students stay positive?
A: By thinking like a proton.

Q: Why was the baseball player banned from Chemistry class?
A: He kept stealing the base.

Q: How can you tell when a chemistry joke doesn’t work?
A: There’s no reaction.

Q: Why was the noble gas so sad?
A: Because all of his friends Argon

Q: What happened to the woman who got cooled to absolute zero?
A: She’s 0K now

Q: Who’s the most famous spy chemist?
A: Hydrogen Bond.

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Q: What do you do with a element seeds?
A: Barium

Q: When do elements act silly?
A: Periodically.

Q: What are Iron Man and Silver Surfer called when they team up?
A: Alloys.

Q: What was the chemistry teacher’s favorite type of tree?
A: A chemistree

Q: What is the atomic symbol for confusion?
A: Um.

Q: Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions

Q: What happened when NA jumped CL?
A: It was asalt.

Q: What did the hair stylist say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into her salon?
A: OH SNaP!

Q: Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?
A: They bonded well from the minute they met

Q: Which of the elements is a girl’s future best friend?
A: Carbon.

Q: What happens to nitrogen every morning?
A: It becomes day-trogen.

Q: Since H2O is the formula for water, what would the formula for ice be?
A: H2O cubed.

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Q: Did you hear about the book about helium?
A: People couldn’t put it down…

Q: What type of pet is made up of calcium, neon and nickel?
A: A CaNiNe

Q: Why did the student sprinkle iron around the smelly room?
A: The teacher told him to fe-breeze it.

Q: What kind of dogs do chemistry teacher like to have?
A: Laboratory Retrievers.

Q: What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A: A Mean oh acid

Q: What is a cation afraid of?
A: A dogion (cation a positively charged ion)

Q: What did the chemistry teacher say when he found two Helium isotopes?
A: He He.

Q: Which element comes from a Viking God?
A: Thorium

Q: Why is the world so diverse?
A: Because it’s made up of alkynes of people.

Q: Why did the chemical compound say NaH when asked to go out to play?
A: It was sodium hydride.

Q: Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
A: Because it was polar.

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Q: What did the element say when he won the lottery?
A: Bismuth be my lucky day.

Q: How does Sulfur communicate with Oxygen?
A: With a Sulfone.

Q: Why did the acid lift weights at the gym?
A: To become a buffer solution.

Q: What utensil can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron?
A: A KNiFe

Q: What’s wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium?
A: its CoRnY

Q: What amusement park ride to chemists like most?
A: The ferrous wheel

Q: Which fruit contains 1 part Barium and 2 parts Sodium?
A: BaNaNa

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Q: Why did the white bear dissolve in water?
A: It was polar…

Q: Why should you never trust atoms?
A: Everyone knows they make up everything.

Q: What did the adult ion say to the mischievous young ion?
A: I’ve got my ion you.

Q: What one of the most important rules in chemistry class?
A: Never lick the spoon.

Q: How do chemists spell “coffee?”
A: CoFe2

Q: What do the French say when Gold goes away?
A: Au revoir

Q: What did the boy say when his friend, Ium, was wearing a disguise?
A: Ha – I can tellurium.

Q: Why did Copper insult Argon?
A: He knew Argon would have no reaction.

Q: What happened to all of the chemistry jokes?
A: They argon.

Q: Where do chemistry students have to wash their dishes?
A: In the zinc.

Q: Which famous chemist hit the most home runs?
A: Babe Ruthenium

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