Biology Jokes

Looking for funny biology jokes? This is the best collection of jokes about biology that you’ll find anywhere for kids.

Biology is the natural science that studies life and living organisms. Not only are these chemistry jokes funny, but they are clean and safe for children of all ages. Some of these jokes are aimed at older students and some are tricky to understand for some, but there are jokes that anyone can enjoy.

These biology jokes are especially great for parents, teachers, biologists, scientists and students – but the are fun for everyone who enjoys science and nature.

Funny Biology Jokes

Q: What does the sign on the microbiology lab door say?
A: Staph Only

Q: What’s the opposite of Nutrition?
A: Old-trition.

Q: What do you call a well-traveled microbiologist who speaks several languages?
A: A person of many cultures

Q: Why was the biology teacher so popular at school?
A: He was a fungi.

Q: What’s the difference between a puppy and a marine biologist?
A: One wags a tail while the other tags a whale.

Q: How did the biologist call for Sean “Puffy” Combs?
A: Heredity

Q: What was the name of the leader of the group of holy biologists?
A: Saint Nucleus.

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Q: What did the cell say when his sister stepped in his foot?
A: Ow – Mitosis!

Q: Why did the biologist get booed off the stage during American Idol?
A: He was caught Lipidsynching

Q: What did Gregor Mendel shout out when he founded genetics?
A: Whoo-pea! (Mendel’s pea plant experiments established many rules of heredity).

Q: What’s was the pirate favorite amino acid?
A: Arrrrrrr-ginine.

Q: What musical instrument do biiologists play?
A: Organs

Q: What are the names of the recycling triplets?
A: Polly, Ethel and Ian. (Polyethylene is the most widely used plastic in the world)

Q: What do biologists wear when they play hockey?
A: Helminths.

Q: Why was the girl worried about biology class?
A: She has a Nervous System.

Q: Did you hear the famous biology song?
A: “Every Breath You Take” by Sting.

Q: Which place of worship is made from amino acids?
A: The cysteine chapel. (Cysteine is a thiol-containing non-essential amino acid)

Q: How did Gregor Mendel become wealthy?
A: From his Mendelian inheritance.

Q: What did the femur bone say to the patella?
A: I kneed you.

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Q: What did the biologist order at the Dinosaur Barbeque Restaurant?
A: Back-back Ribosomes

Q: What did the biologist name her twin daughters?
A: “Jenna” and “Control”

Q: Why can’t plants escape from jail?
A: There are walls around their cells.

Q: What did the biologist see at the beach?
A: Nucleotides

Q: Where are criminal neurons sent?
A: A chain ganglion.

Q: How do you eat a DNA-salad?
A: With a replication fork.

Q: Where does a hippopotamus spend most of it’s time at college?
A: On hippocampus

Q: What can you use to get plaque off of your brain?
A: Neural Crest

Q: Do you want to know something about Potassium?
A: K

Q: What is it called when a can of Pepsi washes up on a beach?
A: A Peptide

Q: What do you call a broken spirometer?
A: Expired. (spirometer measures the volume of air inspired and expired by the lungs)

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Q: What would you most commonly find in a cell?
A: Criminals.

Q: What kind of notebooks do dendrochronologists use?
A: Tree-ring binders.

Q: What kind of pants to biologists wear?
A: Designer genes.

Q: How did the biologist learn how to repair his house?
A: Homology

Q: Why don’t dendrochronologist’s get married?
A: They only date trees. (Dendrochronology is a scientific method of dating tree rings)

Q: Why did the student ask his mom for money?
A: He thought he had to buy ology.

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