Ant jokes, riddles, puns, one liners and knock knock jokes about ants.
Looking for ant jokes? This is the best collection of jokes about ants you’ll find anywhere.
These aren’t just funny ant jokes, they are clean ant jokes for kids of all ages.
These ant jokes are great for parents, teachers, biologists and entomologists – but they are funny for everyone.
Ant Jokes
Did you hear about the ant that won the Nobel Peace Prize?
He was brill-ant.
Where did the ants go on a date?
To the school dants.
Why did the ant-elope?
Nobody gnu.
Who is the most famous French ant?
Napoleant.
What kind of ants always admit when they’ve done something wrong?
Penance.
What do you call an ant with frogs legs?
An antphibian.
What do you call an ant who can’t play the piano?
Discordant.
What do ants bring camping with them?
Their Tants.
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
Why did the ant smell bad?
It never wore deodorANT.
What kind of ant can you color with?
A crayant.
What do you call an ant from overseas?
Impartant.
What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant.
Clean Ant Jokes
Where do ants go for a vacation?
Frants.
What did the ant say about the meal in front of her?
That looks decadANT.
What is larger than an ant’s dinner?
An ant’s mouth.
What do you call American ants in space?
Astronants.
What do you call Russian ants in space?
Cosmonants
What do you call a smart ant?
Elegant.
What is the tallest ant in the world?
A giANT.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten ants.
What do you call an ant who lives with a great uncle?
Your great-ant.
What medicine would you give a sick ant?
Antibiotics.
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All kinds of antics.
What do you call a greedy ant?
An anteater.
What kind of ant is good at math?
An accountant.
Ant Jokes for Kids
Where do ants go to eat?
A restaur-ant.
What type of ant is good with money?
An accountant.
What kind of ants help support their football team?
Penants.
What do you call a 100-year old ant?
An antique.
What type of ant always compliments the boss?
Sycophants.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
Antteneye.
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
An independant.
What do you call an ant wearing lots of diamonds?
Extravag-ant.
What do ants eat for breakfast?
Croiss-ants.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t eat cake?
Queen Ant-oinette.
Why don’t anteaters get sick?
Because they are full of antibodies.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate?
Decad-ant.
