Funny spring jokes for kids! Not only are these spring jokes funny, but these jokes about spring are clean and safe for all ages.
These springtime jokes are great for parents, grandparents, teachers, babysitters and anyone looking to celebrate the spring season with some laughs.
Looking for March Jokes, April Jokes and May Jokes? This is the joke collection for you!
These are spring-themed jokes – If you’re looking for spring related jokes, then check out these collections: Easter Jokes, Easter Bunny Jokes, Egg Jokes, Easter Knock Knock Jokes,
Spring Jokes for Kids
Q: Which crime fighter likes spring the most?
A: Robin
Q: When do gorillas fall from the sky?
A: During Ape-ril showers.
Q: Can February March?
A: No, but April May.
Q: Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
A: Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March.
Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A: Spring-time.
Q: Who only takes from the rich during spring time?
A: Robin hood.
Q: What flowers grow on faces?
A: Tulips (Two-lips).
Q: Which month can’t make a decision?
A: MAYbe.
Q: Why are maple trees so forgiving?
A: Every Fall they “Let It Go”
Q: Why are oak trees so forgiving?
A: Every Spring they “turn over a new leaf”.
Q: When is the letter “A” like a flower?
A: When a bee (B) comes after it.
Q: When do people use their trampoline the most?
A: Spring-Time
Q: What did the tree say to spring?
A: What a re-leaf.
Q: What was the name of the girl with a frog sitting on her head?
A: Lily.
Q: What do bunnies order at Chinese Restaurants?
A: Hop Suey.
Q: What do you call a rabbit who has fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny
Q: What does the Easter Rabbit get when he makes a basket?
A: Two points – just like everybody else.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
June.
June who?
June know any good jokes?
Q: What’s the biggest difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day?
A: On one you’re thankful but on the other you’re prankful.
Q: What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
A: Prankenstein.
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims.
Q: What did the summer say to the spring?
A: Help – I’m about to fall!
Q: What goes up when spring rain comes down?
A: An umbrella.
Q: Can bees fly in the rain?
A: Only when they wear their yellow jackets.
Q: What did the older flower say to the younger flower?
A: You’re really growing there, bud!
Q: Which type of bow can’t be tied?
A: A rainbow.
Q: What falls but never gets hurt?
A: The spring rain.
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: Because they eat whatever bugs them.
Q: Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
A: Prankenstein.
Q: Why should you start a gardening business?
A: To rake in the cash.
Q: What kind of garden did the baker have?
A: A “flour” garden.
Q: What was the Easter Bunny’s favorite vegetable?
A: EGG-plant.
Q: Why did the gardener bury all her money?
A: To make her soil rich.
Q: What can be seen in the middle of ‘April’ and ‘March’, but can’t be seen in the beginning or end of either one?
A: The letter “r.”
Q: Why did the gardener plant a seed in the pond?
A: To grow a water-melon.
Q: What do you say when it’s raining chickens and ducks in April?
A: FOUL spring weather.
Q: What’s Irish and comes out in Spring?
A: Paddy O’Furniture
