If you’re searching for funny Peanuts jokes, then you’re going to love this collection of Peanuts jokes.
You’ll find some of your favorite characters, plus some you may have forgotten!
Peanuts jokes are most popular around holidays like Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas because of shows like It’s the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, and A Charlie Brown Christmas.
These clean Peanuts jokes are perfect for parents, teachers, Peanuts fans and kids of all ages. We hope you enjoy them.
Peanuts Jokes
Q: Why was Lucy so upset with Snoopy?
A: He kept snooping around her room.
Q: What do you call Snoopy when he’s acting silly in Australia?
A: A dingo-ling
Q: How did Linus know Snoopy was calling him?
A: Collar ID.
Q: What does Snoopy like to put in his pumpkin pie?
A: His teeth!
Q: Why did Snoopy stay in the shade?
A: So he wouldn’t turn into a hot dog.
Q: What was Snoopy famous for on his Little League team?
A: His spit-ball.
Q: What do you call a dog with a fever?
A: A hot dog.
Q: What did Snoopy say to the flea?
A: Stop bugging me.
Q: What does Snoopy like for breakfast?
A: Pooched eggs.
Q: Why did Snoopy want to play Minecraft?
A: His owner was a block head.
Q: What was Snoopy’s favorite color?
A: Charlie Brown.
Q: How are Snoopy and a marine biologist similar?
A: One wags his tail while the other tags a whale.
Q: What did the waiter say to Snoopy?
A: Bone-appetit!
Q: Why did Snoopy need a bath?
A: He bumped into Pigpen.
Q: What happened when Snoopy went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show.
Q: Why was Lucy so upset with Snoopy?
A: He kept snooping around her room.
Q: Who’s the sharpest in Peanuts?
A: Spike’s cactus
Q: What do you call Snoopy when he’s acting silly in Australia?
A: A dingo-ling
Q: Who borrowed the most books from Snoopy?
A: The Read Baron
Q: How did Linus know Snoopy was calling him?
A: Collar ID.
Q: When does Charlie Brown and the Kite-Eating Tree call a truce?
A: On Arbor Day.
Q: Which cartoon is the most popular cartoon for Charlie Brown and the Peanuts Gang?
A: Franklin.
Q: What does Snoopy like to put in his pumpkin pie?
A: His teeth!
Q: What’s the most popular candy in Charlie Brown’s candy drawer?
A: Peppermint Patty
Q: Why did Snoopy stay in the shade?
A: So he wouldn’t turn into a hot dog.
Q: Which video game does Charlie Brown play?
A: Minecraft – because he’s a block head.
Q: What was Snoopy famous for on his Little League team?
A: His spit-ball.
Q: What do you call a dog with a fever?
A: A hot dog.
Q: What did Snoopy say to the flea?
A: Stop bugging me.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Marcie.
Marcie who?
Marcie you later Charlie Brown.
Q: What does Snoopy like for breakfast?
A: Pooched eggs.
Q: Why did Snoopy want to play Minecraft?
A: His owner was a block head.
Q: What was Snoopy’s favorite color?
A: Charlie Brown.
Q: Who did Charlie Brown see over and over again?
A: Rerun
Q: How are Snoopy and a marine biologist similar?
A: One wags his tail while the other tags a whale.
Q: Why was the elephant following Linus?
A: Elephants love Peanuts.
Q: What did the waiter say to Snoopy?
A: Bone-appetit!
Q: Why did Snoopy need a bath?
A: He bumped into Pigpen.
Q: What happened when Snoopy went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show.
Q: Why did Snoopy cross the road?
A: To get to the barking lot.
Q: Why did the Peanuts kids invite Schroeder to every event?
A: He had the keys.
Q: What did Snoopy meditate on Halloween?
A: He wanted to be the aware wolf.
Q: What’s Snoopy’s favorite kind of pizza?
A: Pupperoni pizza.
Q: What did Snoopy wear a Timex?
A: To be a watch dog.
Q: How does Snoopy stop a dvd?
A: He uses the paws button.
Q: How was Lucy able to listen to people’s problems?
A: She had a lot of patients.
Q: Where did Snoopy learn to love music?
A: Woodstock.
Q: Why was Snoopy wearing a sweater?
A: He was Joe Cool.
Q: How did Snoopy win the card game?
A: He had all the flying aces.
Q: How much was Snoopy’s allowance?
A: It was peanuts.
Q: How did Charlie Brown’s parents know he was going to be a famous musician?
A: He kept saying “I gotta rock.”
Q: What was Snoopy afraid of on Halloween?
A: Things that go Pumpkin the night.
Q: How did Snoopy get hurt?
A: Lucy Van Pelted him.
Q: What fairy tale was Charlie Brown’s favorite?
A: Little Red Riding Hood (because of the red-haired girl)
Q: Why did Snoopy cross the road?
A: To get to the barking lot.
Q: What did Snoopy meditate on Halloween?
A: He wanted to be the aware wolf.
Q: What’s Snoopy’s favorite kind of pizza?
A: Pupperoni pizza.
Q: What did Snoopy wear a Timex?
A: To be a watch dog.
Q: How does Snoopy stop a dvd?
A: He uses the paws button.
Q: Where did Snoopy learn to love music?
A: Woodstock.
Q: Why was Snoopy wearing a sweater?
A: He was Joe Cool.
Q: How did Snoopy win the card game?
A: He had all the flying aces.
Q: How much was Snoopy’s allowance?
A: It was peanuts.
Q: What was Snoopy afraid of on Halloween?
A: Things that go Pumpkin the night.
Q: How did Snoopy get hurt?
A: Lucy Van Pelted him.
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