Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer jokes – Huge collection of strong>Clean Rudolph Jokes for parents, teachers, kids and fans of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.
Riddles, jokes and puns about Santa’s most famous reindeer of all – Rudolph. Keep reading this page for the best collection of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer jokes anywhere.
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Rudolph the Reindeer Jokes
Q: What does Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer eat for breakfast?
A: Deerios.
Q: Did Rudolph go to public school?
A: Nope – he was elf-taught.
Q: Where does Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer express his deepest, secret thoughts?
A: In his reindiary.
Q: Why didn’t Rudolph make honor roll in school this marking period?
A: Because he went down in History.
Q: What does Rudolph hang on his Christmas trees?
A: Horn-aments.
Q: What did Rudolph say when he won the lottery?
A: Christmas be my lucky day.
Q: What did Rudolph say when he stepped into a big puddle?
A: It must have reindheer.
Q: What does Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer like about rainy days?
A: The reinbows!
Q: How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
A: He looks at the calen-deer.
Q: Who’s the smartest member of Santa’s sleigh team?
A: Rudolph the red-nosed braindeer.
Q: What happened when Rudolph ate rotten food?
A: He got Reindiarrhea.
Q: What would Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer do if he lost his tail?
A: Go to a re-tail shop for a new one.
Q: What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A: A Pony sleigh station.
Christmas Rudolph Jokes
Q: Why does Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer have a fur coat?
A: Because he would look silly in a snow suit.
Q: Why is Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer so cold at Christmas?
A: Because it’s in Decembrrrrr.
Q: Why was Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer directing the Christmas play?
A: Because Santa asked Rudolph: “won’t you guide my play tonight?”
Q: How is a Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer like a coin?
A: He has a head on one side and tail on the other
Q: What does Santa do to make everyone at the North Pole polite?
A: He turns Rude-Off.
Q: Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
A: To fly to the other side.
Q: Why does Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer fly?
A: Because he can’t drive.
Q: How do you get into Rudolph’s house?
A: You ring his deer-bell.
Q: Why did the Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer spell Christmas N-O-E?
A: Because he overheard Santa say “No L” when he walked by.
Q: Why is Rudolph always wet?
A: Because he’s a rain-deer.
Q: What kind of money does Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer use to buy things?
A: Jingle bills.
Q: Where does Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer like to go for ice cream?
A: Deery Queen.
Q. What is brown, white, and red all over?
A. Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer with a sunburn.
Q: Why did the Rudolph ask the turkey to join the North Pole band?
A: Because it had the drum sticks.
Q: Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
A: Rude-olph.
Q: What’s red and green and guides Santa’s sleigh?
A: Rudolph the red-nosed frog.
Q: What did Rudolph’s mom say before he left for a school field trip?
A: I hope it doesn’t raindeer.
Q: What did Santa’s sleigh team say about Rudolph when he started to get too bossy?
A: We should call him a REIGNdeer instead.
