50 New Minecraft Jokes Added

If you’re into Minecraft, or know some kids who love this creative building game that has become a sensation for all ages, then you’re going to enjoy our new collection of Minecraft jokes.

With over 50 jokes to start, we’ll be frequently adding more – so make sure you bookmark the page and check back. You’ll find jokes about Steve, witches, villagers, skeletons, ghasts, zombies, Endermen, the Nether and more. And all the jokes are clean, family-friendly and safe for kids of all ages.

Here are a few of the Minecraft jokes you’ll find:

Q: How does Steve get exercise?
A: By running around the block.

Q: What is a creeper’s favorite subject?
A: HissssSSSSStory

Q: What do minecraft friends do for fun on the weekend?
A: Go to square dances.

Read more here: Minecraft Jokes for Kids

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