Ninja Jokes

Looking for Ninja jokes? Check out this collection of clean jokes about ninjas for kids and adults of all ages.

This page has Ninja puns, riddles, one-liners and knock-knock jokes that are perfect for parents, children, martial arts instructors, karate fans, karate movie fans and anyone who enjoys martial arts.

Ninjas, who are also known as Japanese Shinobi, are trained and highly skilled in the Japanese art of Ninjutsu (or Ninpō).

Ninjutsu is a martial arts style that uses stealth and deception. Ninjas are commonly shown dressed in black so they are hard to see at night.

Ninjas are also one of the most popular Halloween costumes for kids! We hope you enjoy these funny ninja jokes.

Ninja Jokes

Q: Why don’t ninjas watch sad movies?
A: They’re too sensei-tive

Q: Why are the best martial artists such good singers?
A: They really know how to BELT it out.

Q: What do ninja’s drink during the summer?
A: Karah Tea

Q: Why did the ninja go to college?
A: He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

Q: Why was the ninja told after his job interview?
A: You’re Hy’aad!

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Q: How will you know when you’ve met a ninja?
A: The grim reaper will tell you!

Q: What’s a ninja’s favorite Halloween game?
A: Hide-and-ghost-seek!

Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
A: Sneakers.

Q: How did the ninja beat the pig?
A: With a pork-chop.

Q: Where do ninja get supplies?
A: The Stealth Food Store

Q: What was the ninja’s reply when Charlie Brown asked him for a kite?
A: I have nun-chuck.

Q: Where do ninja zombies train?
A: On a ninja training corpse.

Q: What do you call a red-haired ninja?
A: A ginga.

Q: What do you call a ninja ruler?
A: Lur-king.

Q: Why do ninja’s make good Halloween guests?
A: They’re great at carving Jack-o-lanterns!

Q: What did the ninja sing after beating an army of skeletons?
A: Bad to the Bone

Q: Why did the bad guy cross the road?
A: To get away from a ninja!

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Q: What did the ninja bring to the christmas party?
A: Ninjabread men.

Q: What do you call a surprise party for a ninja?
A: A very bad idea!

Q: How do you ask a ninja to leave?
A: Say Ninjago!

Q: Why was the ninja kicked out of Hollywood?
A: For throwing stars!

Q: What football position do ninjas like most?
A: Kicker

Q: What do ninjas order at restaurants?
A: Swordfish

Q: What do ninjas like to play during recess?
A: Ninjump-rope

Q: What did the pirate ninja say to the buccaneer?
A: Ninjarrrrrrrrrgh.

Q: What does a Ninja order at Burger King?
A: A whop- paa!! (joke courtesy of D. Kennedy)

Q: What was the ninja doing on the island of Sodor?
A: He wanted to be an ninja-neer.

Q: Why did the foolish ninja stare at the orange juice can?
A: Because it said ‘concentrate’ on it.

Q: What is a Ninja’s favorite drink?
A: Wataaaaa (water)

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