St. Patrick’s Day Jokes

This is the best collection of St. Patrick’s Day jokes that you’ll find online. Great leprechaun jokes, shamrock jokes, jokes about St. Patrick and more. Great for parties!

St. Patrick's Day Jokes for Kids
Look – a leprechaun!

St. Patrick’s Day is a day that people all over the world celebrate – even if they’re not Irish! Some common traditions include wearing green clothing, painting shamrocks on faces, dancing and having fun. It’s also a day for enjoying Irish food – it is, after all, the Feast of Saint Patrick.

You also hear a lot about leprechauns on St. Patrick’s Day. A leprechaun is a type of Irish fairy. They  usually have beards, and are dressed in green with black hats. They are known to be mischievous.

Something we think everyone should add to their St. Paddy’s Day list is to tell lots of fun jokes — like these great jokes for celebrating Saint Patrick’s Day!

Q: What should you say to a runner in the St. Patrick’s Day marathon?
A: Irish you luck

Q: What was the leprechaun’s favorite cereal?
A: Lucky charms

Q: Where can you always find gold?
A: In the dictionary

Q: Why would you never iron a 4-leaf clover?
A: It’s not good to press your luck

Q: What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four leaf clover?
A: A rash of good luck

Q: What did the Irish potato say to his sweet heart?
A: I only have eyes for you

Q: Why are so many leprechauns florists?
A: They have green thumbs!

Q: What happens when a leprechaun falls into a pool?
A: He gets wet

Q: When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?
A: When it’s a French fry

Q: Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
A: To get to the pot of gold

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Real rocks are too heavy!

Q: Why did Saint Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
A: Because he couldn’t afford the train

Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: They’re always a little short

Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irish man to the pot of gold?
A: He took a short cut

Q: Why do leprechauns hate sports?
A: They prefer jigging than jogging

Q: Why did the leprechaun go outside?
A: To sit on the paddy-o

Q: What job did the leprechaun have at the restaurant?
A: A short-order cook

Q: What did one Irish ghost say to the other Irish ghost?
A: Top O’ the moaning to you

Q: What position did the leprechaun play on the baseball team?
A: Shortstop

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Q: Why did the leprechaun turn down the bowl of cereal?
A: He already had pot of gold

Q: What do you call a leprechaun who goes to prison?
A: A lepre-con

Q: Why do leprechauns prefer dollar bills over coins?
A: Because they’re green!

Q: What do you call a fake diamond in Ireland?
A: A sham-rock

Q: What type of bow can’t be tied?
A: A rain-bow

Q: What is it called with you do the wrong Irish dance?
A: A jig mistake

Q: How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
A: It’s green with envy

Q: Why do frogs like Saint Patrick’s Day?
A: Because they’re already wearing green

Q: What do you call an Irish arachnid?
A: Paddy long legs

Q: What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A: A Sham-rock

Q: How can you tell if a leprechaun likes your joke?
A: He’s Dublin over with laughter!

Q: Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Because they’re always wearing green

Q: Why did the leprechaun climb the rainbow?
A: To get to the other side

Q: What kind of bow can’t be tied?
A: A rainbow

Q: What do leprechauns leave out on their lawn all summer?
A: Paddy O’Furniture

Q: Why do leprechauns like to recycle?
A: So they can go green

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Warren
Warren who
Warren anything green today?

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!

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