Green Bean Jokes

Funny green bean jokes on the menu for today? Then this is your lucky day!

This collection of jokes about green bean are clean and safe for people of all ages. Kids love them as much as green bean casserole!

This is where you’ll find the best green bean jokes online (Fun Kids Jokes has lots of other Food Jokes too)

These green bean riddles and jokes are perfect for anyone who loves green beans, gardening, farming, Thanksgiving and cooking – or works in a kitchen, restaurant or school cafeteria.

You’ll find green bean one-liners relating to different types and varieties of bush and pole beans. All of our jokes are great for parents, teachers and kids of all ages.

Funny Green Bean Jokes

Q: What acting job did the green bean audition for?
A: The casseROLE.

Q: What made the green bean turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing.

Q: Why was the potato actor so happy?
A: He got a lead role in Plants vs. Zombies.

Q: When is green bean casserole bad for your health?
A: When you’re the green bean.

Q: What can’t hide in the garden?
A: Seen beans.

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Q: What green vegetable comes from Europe?
A: Pole Beans.

Q: What goes into a garden to grow the best green beans?
A: Perspiration.

Q: What vegetable can tie your shoes?
A: String beans.

Q: Why wasn’t the young veggie allowed to start in the game?
A: He was a green bean.

Q: Why couldn’t the green bean answer the door?
A: It was in the can.

Q: What kind of stockings do you need to grow green beans?
A: Garden hose.

Q: What vegetable comes from outer space?
A: Green beings.

Q: Which green beans never get hired to act anymore?
A: The has beans.

Q: What did the green bean say to the corn that graduated from high school?
A: Corn-gratulations.

Q: What did the green bean have to pass to get it’s license?
A: The salad bar.

Q: What kind of beans can’t grow in a garden?
A: Jelly beans

Q: What holiday do green beans like most?
A: St. Patrick’s Day – because they fit right in!

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Q: What did the mama green bean say to her son who got home late?
A: Where have you bean?

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a garden?
A: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the green beans stalk.

Q: Why did the kicker bring string beans to the football game?
A: Just in case he needed to tie the game?

Q: What kind of shows do green beans do?
A: Pod casts.

Q: Why did the green bean become a boxer?
A: He heard he was a contender. (Contender is a variety of green bean)

Q: Which super hero grew in the garden?
A: Green Bean Lantern.

Q: What did the yellow wax bean say to the green bean?
A: You’re looking a little under the weather…

Q: Who helps young green beans cross the garden safely?
A: The crossing gourd.

Q: What’s black, white, green and waddles?
A: A penguin carrying green beans.

Q: Why were the two green bean plants so close?
A: They had deep roots.

Q: Why did the witch paint her toenails green?
A: So she could hide in the green bean patch.

Q: When is a green bean not a green bean?
A: When you drop it – then it’s a squash.

Q: What’s the best thing to put in green bean casserole?
A: Your teeth.

Q: Why wouldn’t the teacher bring the class to the green bean farm?
A: It was in a seedy part of town.

Q: Why are green bean so green?
A: They’re Packers fans (Green Bay Packers).

Q: Which type of green bean is always sad?
A: “Blue Lake” Bush Beans

Q: Why couldn’t the green bean play the violin?
A: It was stringless.

Q: Why was the green bean wearing a harnass?
A: It was a climbing bean.

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Q: Who was the most feared football player in the garden?
A: Mean Joe Green Bean

Q: Why don’t you put the turkey near the green beans?
A: Because it will gobble, gobble, gobble it up.

Q: Why was the green bean ashamed?
A: It saw the cranberry dressing.

Q: What did the boy say when his Mom wanted his help to fix the green bean casserole?
A: But I didn’t break it.

Q: What appliance stressed out the green beans?
A: The pressure cooker.

Q: What did the pasta say to the green bean?
A: Penne for your thoughts.

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