Looking to score some football jokes? This is a great collection of clean football jokes, safe for kids of all ages.
These jokes about football are perfect for parents, teachers, coaches, football fans and kids.
Jokes About Football
Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A: To get his quarter back.
Q: What do football players wear on halloween?
A: Face Masks!
Q: How do football players stay cool?
A: By standing close to the fans.
Q: Which two football teams played in the pirate superbowl?
A: The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.
Q: What kind of tea do football players drink?
Q: Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the football team?
A: They needed a little team spirit.
Q: Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
A: It was a boxer.
Q: Which football player wears the biggest helmet?
A: The one with the biggest head.
Q: Where do football players dance?
A: At a foot ball!
Q: What do football players do when they get overheated?
A: They get closer to one of the fans.
Q: Why did the poor quarterback have his receivers cross at mid-field?
A: He was trying to make ends meet
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton play football?
A: His heart wasn’t in it
Q: Why are centipedes not allowed to play on bug football teams?
A: It takes too long to put their cleats on
Q. What did the football coach say to the broken candy machine?
A. Give me my quarterback!
Q: Why did the football player go to the car dealer?
A: He wanted a sales pitch.
Q: Where do a football players go when they need a new uniform?
A: New Jersey.
Q: Why is a football referee like an angry chicken?
A: They both have fowl mouths.
Q: When should football players wear armor?
A: When they play knight games.
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Q: Which state should the Tampa Bay Buccaneers move to?
Q: What do you get when you cross a quarterback with a carpet?
A: A throw rug.
Q: What did the receiver say to the football?
A: Catch you later.
Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath!
Q: Why do ballet dancers make such good NFL kickers?
A: They know how to split the uprights!
Q: Which football player wears the biggest cleats?
A: The one with the biggest feet!
Q: Where is a ghosts favorite spot on a football field?
A: Under the ghoul posts!
Q: What is it called when a dinosaur gets a touchdown?
A: A dino-score
Q: Who is the Captain of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers?
A: Captain Hook!
Q: Why shouldn’t you play football in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs!
Q: Why did the football quit the team?
A: It was tired of being kicked around.
Q. Why did the football player bring string to the game?
A: So he could tie the score
Q. What runs around a football field but never moves?
A: A fence
Q: What did the bumble bee running back say after getting a touchdown?
A: Hive scored
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Q: Why did the chicken get ejected from the football game?
A: For persistent fowl play.
Q: What are successful kickers always trying to do?
A: Reach goals.
Q: Why can’t Tampa Bay Buccaneers play golf?
A: They always hook the ball.
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