Football Jokes for Kids

Check out this collection of football jokes - fun for the entire family.

Looking to score some football jokes? This is a great collection of clean, funny football jokes.

These jokes about football are great for parents, teachers, coaches and kids of all ages. Who could come up with funny, safe football jokes? We could, that’s who!

If you have any football fans or players in the house, then jot some of these onto Post-it notes and put them in place where they’ll find them over the course of the day.

If it’s game day, then put a Post-it on the bathroom mirror with a funny football joke. It’s simple little things like this that make kids happy.

Jokes About Football

Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A: To get his quarter back.

Q: What do football players wear on halloween?
A: Face Masks!

Q: How do football players stay cool?
A: By standing close to the fans.

Q: Which two football teams played in the pirate superbowl?
A: The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.

Q: What kind of tea do football players drink?
A: Penaltea

Q: Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the football team?
A: They needed a little team spirit.

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Q: Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
A: It was a boxer.

Q: Which football player wears the biggest helmet?
A: The one with the biggest head.

Q: Where do football players dance?
A: At a foot ball!

Q: What do football players do when they get overheated?
A: They get closer to one of the fans.

Q: Why did the poor quarterback have his receivers cross at mid-field?
A: He was trying to make ends meet

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton play football?
A: His heart wasn’t in it

Q: Why are centipedes not allowed to play on bug football teams?
A: It takes too long to put their cleats on

Q. What did the football coach say to the broken candy machine?
A. Give me my quarterback!

Q: Why did the football player go to the car dealer?
A: He wanted a sales pitch.

Q: Where do a football players go when they need a new uniform?
A: New Jersey.

Q: Why is a football referee like an angry chicken?
A: They both have fowl mouths.

Q: When should football players wear armor?
A: When they play knight games.

Q: Which state should the Tampa Bay Buccaneers move to?
A: Arrrrrrrrrkansas

Q: What do you get when you cross a quarterback with a carpet?
A: A throw rug.

Q: What did the receiver say to the football?
A: Catch you later.

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Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath!

Q: Why do ballet dancers make such good NFL kickers?
A: They know how to split the uprights!

Q: Which football player wears the biggest cleats?
A: The one with the biggest feet!

Q: Where is a ghosts favorite spot on a football field?
A: Under the ghoul posts!

Q: What is it called when a dinosaur gets a touchdown?
A: A dino-score

Q: Who is the Captain of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers?
A: Captain Hook!

Q: Why shouldn’t you play football in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs!

Q: Why did the football quit the team?
A: It was tired of being kicked around.

Q. Why did the football player bring string to the game?
A: So he could tie the score

Q. What runs around a football field but never moves?
A: A fence

Q: What did the bumble bee running back say after getting a touchdown?
A: Hive scored

Q: Why did the chicken get ejected from the football game?
A: For persistent fowl play.

Q: What are successful kickers always trying to do?
A: Reach goals.

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Q: Why can’t Tampa Bay Buccaneers play golf?
A: They always hook the ball.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Tess me.
Tess me who?
Tess me the football!

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