Football Jokes for Kids

Check out this collection of football jokes - fun for the entire family.

Looking to score some football jokes? This is a great collection of clean football jokes, safe for kids of all ages.

These jokes about football are perfect for parents, teachers, coaches, football fans and kids.

Jokes About Football

Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A: To get his quarter back.

Q: What do football players wear on halloween?
A: Face Masks!

Q: How do football players stay cool?
A: By standing close to the fans.

Q: Which two football teams played in the pirate superbowl?
A: The Seahawks and the Buccaneers.

Q: What kind of tea do football players drink?
A: Penaltea

Q: Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the football team?
A: They needed a little team spirit.

Q: Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
A: It was a boxer.

Q: Which football player wears the biggest helmet?
A: The one with the biggest head.

Q: Where do football players dance?
A: At a foot ball!

Q: What do football players do when they get overheated?
A: They get closer to one of the fans.

Q: Why did the poor quarterback have his receivers cross at mid-field?
A: He was trying to make ends meet

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton play football?
A: His heart wasn’t in it

Q: Why are centipedes not allowed to play on bug football teams?
A: It takes too long to put their cleats on

Q. What did the football coach say to the broken candy machine?
A. Give me my quarterback!

Q: Why did the football player go to the car dealer?
A: He wanted a sales pitch.

Q: Where do a football players go when they need a new uniform?
A: New Jersey.

Q: Why is a football referee like an angry chicken?
A: They both have fowl mouths.

Q: When should football players wear armor?
A: When they play knight games.

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Q: Which state should the Tampa Bay Buccaneers move to?
A: Arrrrrrrrrkansas

Q: What do you get when you cross a quarterback with a carpet?
A: A throw rug.

Q: What did the receiver say to the football?
A: Catch you later.

Q: What is harder to catch the faster you run?
A: Your breath!

Q: Why do ballet dancers make such good NFL kickers?
A: They know how to split the uprights!

Q: Which football player wears the biggest cleats?
A: The one with the biggest feet!

Q: Where is a ghosts favorite spot on a football field?
A: Under the ghoul posts!

Q: What is it called when a dinosaur gets a touchdown?
A: A dino-score

Q: Who is the Captain of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers?
A: Captain Hook!

Q: Why shouldn’t you play football in the jungle?
A: There are too many cheetahs!

Q: Why did the football quit the team?
A: It was tired of being kicked around.

Q. Why did the football player bring string to the game?
A: So he could tie the score

Q. What runs around a football field but never moves?
A: A fence

Q: What did the bumble bee running back say after getting a touchdown?
A: Hive scored

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Q: Why did the chicken get ejected from the football game?
A: For persistent fowl play.

Q: What are successful kickers always trying to do?
A: Reach goals.

Q: Why can’t Tampa Bay Buccaneers play golf?
A: They always hook the ball.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Tess me.
Tess me who?
Tess me the football!

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