Here are some of the best birthday jokes for kids, parents and teachers to share on this special day.
Did You Know…
When your age and the date of birth are same, it is a special day known as your Golden Birthday. So if you where born on the 10th of the month, your 10th birthday would be your golden birthday.
Q: Did you hear about the maple tree’s birthday?
A: It was a sappy one
Q: How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
A: With a whale of a party
Q: What does a basketball player do before he blows out his birthday candles?
A: He makes a swish
Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age
Q: What does a clam do on his birthday?
Q: What party game do rabbits like to play?
A: Musical Hares
Q: What do cats like to eat on their birthdays?
A: Mice cream and cake
Q: What do you sing at a dancer’s birthday party?
A: Tappy Birthday to You…
Q: What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Q: What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A: A birthday pheasant
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Q: What was the average age of a cave man?
A: Stone Age
Q: When would you hit a birthday cake with a hammer?
A: When it’s a pound cake.
Q: Where do you find birthday presents for cats?
A: In a cat-alogue
Q: Were any famous men or women born on your birthday?
A: No – only babies.
Q: Why did the girl put candles on the toilet?
A: So she could have a birthday potty.
Q: Why did the boy get a pair of bunny ears as a gift?
A: So he could have a hoppy birthday
Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
A: Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom
Q: Why did the boy put the cake in the freezer?
A: Because he wanted to ice it.
Q: Why did the boy stand on his head at the birthday party?
A: He thought they were having upside-down cake
Q: Why couldn’t cavemen send birthday cards?
A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks
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Q: Why was the birthday cake so hard?
A: Because it was a marble cake
Q: Why are birthday’s good for you?
A: People who have the most live the longest