Birthday Jokes

Here are some of the best birthday jokes for kids, parents and teachers to share on this special day.

This collection of birthday jokes are great for birthday party favors, birthday party games, birthday card and for all-around birthday fun. All the birthday jokes are clean and safe for kids of all ages.

Did You Know…

When your age and the date of birth are same, it is a special day known as your Golden Birthday. So if you where born on the 10th of the month, your 10th birthday would be your golden birthday. Also, July, August, and September are the most popular months for birthdays!

Birthday Jokes

Q: Why did the man get heartburn after eating his birthday cake?
A: He forgot to remove the candles!

Q: What was the average age of a cave man?
A: Stone Age

Q: What does every birthday end with?
A: The letter Y.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday!

Q: Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
A: It’s impossible to light them on the bottom.

Q: What did the grumpy birthday candle say at the party?
A: Birthdays burn me up.

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Q: When would you hit a birthday cake with a hammer?
A: When it’s a pound cake.

Q: Where do you find birthday presents for cats?
A: In a cat-alogue

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbey.
Abbey who?
Abbey birthday to you, Abbey birthday to you…

Q: Which famous men were born on your birthday?
A: None – only babies are born!

Q: What do George Washington, Christopher Columbus and Abraham Lincoln all have in common?
A: They were all born on holidays!

Q: Why did the girl feel warm on her birthday?
A: Because people kept toasting her.

Q: What does every birthday end with?
A: The letter Y.

Q: Why did the boy get a pair of bunny ears as a gift?
A: So he could have a hoppy birthday

Q: How do you celebrate Moby Dick’s birthday?
A: With a whale of a party!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday.

Q: What did the lioness say to her cub on his birthday?
A: It’s roar birthday.

Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
A: Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom

Q: What goes up and never comes down?
A: Your age!

Q: What did the young elephant want for it’s birthday?
A: A trunkful of toys.

Q: Why did the boy put the cake in the freezer?
A: Because he wanted to ice it.

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Q: Why do we put candles on the top of birthday cakes?
A: You can’t put them on the bottom.

Q: Why did the birthday cake want to go to his doctor?
A: He was feeling crumby.

Q: What looks like half a birthday cake?
A: The other half.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gus.
Gus who?
Gus who’s birthday it is today?!

Q: What do George Washington and Abraham Lincoln have in common?
A: They were both born on a holiday.

Q: What do get every birthday?
A: Older!

Q: Birthday Riddle: Which type of birthday candle burns longer, a red candle or aa blue one?
A: Neither, they both only burn shorter.
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Q: What song did they sing to the dancer on her birthday?
A: Tappy birthday to you, tappy birthday to you…

Q: What did the hermit crab do on his birthday?
A: He shellabrated.

Q: When is a golf ball like a birthday cake?
A: When it’s being sliced.

Q: Why did the birthday cake go to see the doctor?
A: Because it was feeling crumby.

Q: What has a long tail, wings and wears a colorful bow?
A: A birthday pheasant.

Q: Why did the boy stand on his head at the birthday party?
A: He thought they were having upside-down cake

Q: What has wings, a plume, and wears a bow?
A: A birthday pheasant.

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Q: Why did the boy get soap for his birthday?
A: It was a soaprize party!

Q: Which birthday party game do rabbits like most?
A: Musical hares.

Q: What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
A: Happy birthday to moo…

Q: Why was the birthday cake so hard?
A: It was a marble cake.

Q: What did the cat ask to eat on her birthday?
A: Cake with MICE cream

Q: Why couldn’t cavemen send birthday cards?
A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks

Q: Why did the boy wear a tuxedo on his birthday?
A: So he would have great presence.

Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
A: When it’s sliced.

Q: Did you hear about the pine tree’s birthday?
A: It was really sappy.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mark.
Mark who?
Mark your calendar, because my birthday’s coming!

Q: Which side of a birthday cake is never eaten?
A: The left side…

Q: What do clams do on their birthday?
A: They shellabrate!

Q: Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
A: He wanted to have a birthday potty.

Q: Why are birthday’s good for you?
A: People who have the most live the longest

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue-prize!! Happy birthday!

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Q: Why did Sue’s friends hide from her on her birthday?
A: So whe would be sue-prised.

Q: What kind of birthday cake do elves always ask for?
A: Shortcake.

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