Wrestling jokes for kids and adults, including wrestling riddles, puns, one liners and knock knock jokes.
These wrestling jokes are great for wrestlers and fans of wrestling. And because they are Clean Wrestling Jokes, they are perfect for kids, parents, grandparents, teachers, coaches and anyone who enjoys the sport of wrestling.
How popular is school wrestling? According to Youth1, “The popularity of the sport of wrestling is one the rise. According to the National Federation of State High School Associations (NFHS) 2018-2019 High School Participation Survey, the port of wrestling has grown in all five categories that were reported on.”
These jokes about wrestling are mainly Scholastic wrestling jokes. Scholastic wrestling (folkstyle wrestling in the US) is a style of amateur wrestling practiced in high school and middle school in the US. It is similar to collegiate wrestling with a few slight rule modifications. If you’re looking for jokes about Professional Wrestling, view this page: Pro Wrestling Jokes.
Wrestling Jokes
Wrestling jokes are funny for kids of all ages, but we’re starting with the wrestling humor that will easy for the youngest to understand. Then we will get into some jokes that use more technical words for even funnier wrestling humor.
Q: What was the vegetable wrestler’s favorite move?
A: An artichoke hold.
Q: Why are scrambled eggs like a losing wrestler?
A: Because they’ve both been beaten.
Q: Why was Charlie Brown sad about his Halloween wrestling match?
A: He got the Rock.
Q: What lights up a wrestling ring?
A: A match.
Q: Which wrestler wears the biggest shoes?
A: The one with the biggest feet.
Q: Why do wrestlers do so well in school?
A: They knew how to use their heads.
Q: How do chickens cheer for their favorite wrestler?
A: They egg them on.
Q: Why didn’t the dog want to wrestle?
A: He was a boxer.
Wrestling One Liners
Two silk worms were in a wrestling match. It ended in a tie.
School Wrestling Jokes
These wrestling jokes are especially funny for athletes who are on their school wrestling team.
Q: How do they hire wrestling referees?
A: With stilts…
Q: Which wrestler never leaves the gym?
A: Mat.
Q: What’s the difference between a high school wrestler and a soccer player?
A: A wrestler will get up after faking an injury.
Q: How do wrestlers stay cool during matches?
A: They stand near the fans.
Q: Why did the teacher go to the wrestling match?
A: To see what it was a bout.
Q: Which wrestler wears the biggest head gear?
A: The one with the biggest head.
Wrestling Jokes
These wrestling jokes are funny for wrestlers that know a little something about wrestling terminology.
Q: Why did the wrestler get an ATM card?
A: He was desperate for a PIN.
Q: What do dirty wrestlers drink at bouts?
A: Penaltea.
Q: When are wrestlers like Switzerland?
A: When they’re in the neutral position.
Q: What card game do wrestlers play?
A: Bridge.
Q: Why did the wrestler bring his mp3 player to the match?
A: His opponent said he was going to get a beat down.
Q: How do wrestlers keep their bikes secure?
A: Headlocks.
Q: Which season make wrestlers uneasy?
A: Fall.
Q: What’s the hardest thing about being a wrestler?
A: The mat!
Wrestling Riddles
Riddle: What runs around a wrestling ring but never goes anywhere?
Answer: The ropes.
Riddle: Why is it always warmer after a wrestling match?
Answer: All the fans have left.
Wrestling Knock Knock Jokes
Here are some funny wrestling knock-knock jokes to share. Knock knock jokes are supposed to be silly, so have fun with these.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nelson
Nelson who?
Full Nelson!!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe-out is on your schedule, so train hard!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Just in time for my wrestling match.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle going to ring so the wrestling match starts?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Heddy.
Heddy who?
Heddy locks are hard to escape from…
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix-cited about wrestling this season!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Matt.
Matt who?
Wrestling Mat is where the action is!
