These funny jokes for the 2018 World Series are a hit with baseball fans of all ages.
This is the best collection of clean baseball jokes for this year’s World Series between the Los Angeles Dodgers and Boston Red Sox.
These clean World Series jokes about the Dodgers and Red Sox baseball teams are great for parents, teachers, Los Angeles Dodgers fans, Boston fans, baseball coaches and children.
They’re even good for Yankees and Brewers fans looking for some good-hearted jokes at the expense of the Dodgers and Red Sox!
Throwing a World Series party? These jokes will bring lots laughs. Write them on pieces of paper or Post-it notes and spread them around. Do a standup routine or print them out and do a joke karaoke during the 7th inning stretch. Set them out on your buffet table for people to see when they’re grabbing something to eat.
World Series Jokes for 2018
Q: Why did Dracula show up at Fenway Park?
A: He thought it was for the world’s eeries.
Q: Why are World Series tickets so expensive?
A: They have to pay for the diamond some how!
Q: Why didn’t the Red Sox want to hold the World Series in Las Vegas.
A: Because Mookie Betts.
Q: Which apartment has the Red Sox left fielder been staying in?
A: He’s been-in-ten-d. (Andrew Benintendi plays LF)
Q: What sports league do LA baseball players sign up for during the off season?
A: Dodge ball.
Q: Who is the wealthiest L.A. Dodgers player?
A: Rich Hill (he’s rich!)
Q: Did you hear what the Dodgers shortstop was screaming about?
A: Never mind – it was Machado about nothing. (Manny Machado is the SS)
Q: Who hems the baseball pants for the LA Dodgers players when they’re too long?
A: Chris Taylor (tailor)
Q: What’s the WORST name for a Dodgers pitcher?
A: Walker Buehler (who wants walks!)
Q: What does Boston call their team with they’re missing 3 players?
A: The Red Six.
Q: Which Dodgers player works in construction during the off season?
A: Brian Bull-Dozier.
Q: Which Red Sox player is really into real estate?
A: Mitch More land
Q: Who is the coolest Dodgers baseball player?
A: David Freese (freeze!)
Q: Which Dodgers baseball player holds water?
A: Kenley Jansen – because he a pitcher.
Q: Which Red Sox baseball player holds water?
A: David Price – because he a pitcher.
Q: Where do Dodgers fans buy books?
A: At the Austin Barnes and Nobles.
Q: Why are some Fenway Park umpires overweight?
A: They always clean their plate.
A: Which Dodger player volunteers for the Red Cross during the holidays?
Q: Cody Bellringer.
Q: Which Boston relief pitcher is never wrong?
A: Steven Wright
Q: Which Red Sox player is a blue-collar kind of guy?
A: Brandon Workman
Q: Why did Alex Cora want spiders to play for the Red Sox?
A: They know how to catch flies.
Q: Why did the police officer go to Fenway Park?
A: Someone stole second base!
Q: What’s more impressive than seeing a line drive?
A: Seeing a baseball park.
Q: Which superhero did the Red Sox try to sign as their designated hitter?
A: Batman.
Q: What’s the silliest song to sing at Fenway Park?
A: “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” because everyone is already there!
Q: What do young Red Sox fans like about going to the park?
A: The swings.
Q: Why did Alex Cora only want frogs in the outfield?
A: They never miss a fly.
Q: What do you get when you cross Nathan Eovaldi with a carpet?
A: A throw rug.
Q: How do Boston Red Sox baseball players stay cool?
A: By standing close to the fans.
Q: Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the Boston Red Sox team?
A: They needed a little team spirit.
Q: Why do the Red Sox lose so many day games?
A: Their bats only wake up at night.
Q: What’s did Cy Young and a professional bowler have in common?
A: You can count on them both to throw strikes.
Q: Why shouldn’t toddlers wear Boston Red Sox jerseys?
A: It would be a choking hazard.
Q: Why should you take Chris Sale camping with you?
A: To pitch the tent.
Q: Why did Ted Williams wear old stockings when he played?
A: They had runs in them!
Q. Why did Brock Holt bring string to the game?
A: So he could tie the score if he had to.
Q: What do average Yankees and Brewers fans get on their I.Q. tests?
A: Lots of drool.
Q: Who would be the best choice as a Dodgers relief pitcher?
A: The mummy – because he knows how to wrap up.
Q: What do Dodgers ballplayers do when their eyesight goes bad?
A: They get jobs as an umpire.
Q: What’s does a dirty floor and the Los Angeles Dodgers have in common?
A: They both get swept a lot.
Q: What do Los Angeles Dodgers lose every night?
A. Their shadows.
Q: According to a new poll 95 percent of people love watching baseball.
A: The other 5 percent are Dodgers fans.
Q: If the LA Lakers basketball team were chasing the Los Angeles Dodgers baseball team, what time would it be?
A: Five after nine.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Dodgers baseball player with a monster?
A: A double header.
Q: Which Los Angeles Dodgers player wears the biggest helmet?
A: The one with the biggest head.
Q: Where does Joc Pederson go to dance?
A: At a base ball!
Q: What did Austin Barnes say to the baseball?
A: Catch you later.
Q: Why is hotter after a Dodgers baseball game?
A: All the fans have left.
Q: When is a Dodgers outfielder like a spider?
A: When he catches flies.
Q. What runs around a Dodger Stadium ‘s field but never moves?
A: A fence
Q: Why did the police officer go to the Los Angeles Dodgers game?
A: He heard that someone stole second base.
Q: Where did the baseball player wash his pants?
A: In the bleachers.
Q: Why are Los Angeles Dodgers players so rich?
A: Because they play on diamonds.
Q: What does Austin Barnes ( wear on halloween?
A: A Face Mask. (He plays catcher)
Q: Did you tell Chris Taylor the joke about the pop fly?
A: Don’t – it will just go over his head.
Q: What is harder for Yasiel Puig to catch the faster he runs?
A: His breath!
Q: Whats the difference between Los Angeles Dodgers fans and mosquitos?
A: Mosquitos are only annoying during the summer.
Q: What’s the difference between a Dodgers fan and a baby?
A: Babies stop whining after a little awhile.
Q: What do the Los Angeles Dodgers and lawn furniture have in common?
A: They both fold in October.
Q: Why is Halloween the Los Angeles Dodgers favorite holiday?
A: It’s the only thing they have to do in October.
Q: How are the Los Angeles Dodgers like a grizzly bear?
A: Every October, they go into hibernation.
Q: Why doesn’t the Los Angeles Dodgers baseball team have a website?
A: They don’t know how to string three W’s together.
Q: Why doesn’t Yasiel Puig have a professional baseball team?
A: Because then Boston would want one too.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Let’s Phillip the bases and score some points.
Q: What does Kenta Maeda and the mailman have in common?
A: Neither deliver at night.
Q: How often do Dodgers players call each other during the off-season?
A: They touch base every once in a while.
Q: Why did the Los Angeles Dodgers players cry when they lost?
A: They’re a bawl club.
Q: What does Dave Roberts (Dodgers manager) and Alex Trebek have in common?
A: Both of their jobs are in Jeopardy.
Q: How did Kenta Maeda pitch a winning baseball game without throwing a ball?
A: He only threw strikes.
Q. Why do ducks fly over Dodger Stadium upside down?
A. There’s nothing worth looking at.
Q: Why did Cody Bellinger bring a pacifier to the game?
A: He wanted to play like the Babe.
Dodgers Riddle: Justin Turner leaves home, makes a left turn, another left, and then another left before going home again. When he gets home he finds two men in masks waiting for him! Who are they? Answer: The catcher and the umpire.
Q: What do you call the winning team at Dodgers home game?
A: Visitors.
Q: Why are centipedes not allowed to play for the Los Angeles Dodgers?
A: It takes too long to put their cleats on.
Q: What did the Los Angeles Dodgers fan do when his team won the World Series?
A: Turned off his Xbox.
Q: Who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?
A: Dave Roberts – manager of the Los Angeles Dodgers baseball team
Q: How do you know when a Dodgers pitcher is having a bad day on the mound?
A: When the crowd starts to sing “Take Him Out of The Ball Game.”
Q: What can you do just as well as a Los Angeles Dodgers player?
A: Watch the World Series live on TV.
Q: What rule did the zebra umpire have to explain to the Dodgers?
A: Three stripes and you’re out.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Uriah.
Uriah who?
Keep Uriah on the ball.
Q: What do you call 40 rich people sitting around a TV to watch the World Series?
A: The New York Yankees.
Q: Why did the Red Sox shut down their website?
A: They weren’t getting any hits.
Q: What’s the difference between a Fenway Park hot dog and a Yankee Stadium hot dog?
A: Fenway Park hot dogs are still being sold in October.
Q: Why is Nathan Eovaldi such a good singer?
A: Because he has a perfect pitch.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bass.
Bass who?
Bass-ball is my favorite sport.
Q: What did J.D. Martinez do when the coach said to steal second?
A: He grabbed the base and took it home.
Q: Which Boston Red Sox player wears the biggest cleats?
A: The one with the biggest feet!
Q: When should Boston Red Sox players wear armor?
A: When they play knight games.
Q: Why does it take Xander Bogaerts longer to run from 2nd base to 3rd base than from 1st base to 2nd base?
A: Because there is a short stop in the middle.
Q: Where shouldn’t a Boston Red Sox pitcher ever wear red?
A: In the bull pen.
Q: Which cartoon character was Alex Cora trying to get on the team?
A: Homer Simpson.
Q: Why is Alex Cora like an angry chicken?
A: They both have fowl mouths.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Howey.
Howey who?
Howey run so fast to first base?
Q: Why did the Rick Porcello go to the car dealer?
A: He wanted to learn a sales pitch.
Q: What do you get when you cross a tree with a Boston Red Sox baseball player?
A: Babe Root.
Q: How is the Boston Red Sox roster similar to a pancake?
A: They both need good batters.
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: The Boston Red Sox.
Q: How do Boston Red Sox fans get down from the bleachers?
A: They don’t – you can only get down from a goose.
Q: How do Boston Red Sox baseball players stay cool?
A: By sitting next to the fans.
Q: What does Sandy Leon put his food on?
A: Home plate.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Tess me.
Tess me who?
Tess me the baseball!
Q: What is harder for J.D. Martinez to catch the faster he runs?
A: His breath!
Q: Did you hear the joke about the Boston Red Sox baseball?
A: It will leave you in stitches.
Q: What did the Boston Red Sox think about their new stadium lights?
A: They gave it GLOWING reviews.
Q: What song do Red Sox fans sing before the bottom of the ninth inning?
A: None… the fans have already left by then!
Q: Where do Boston Red Sox players go when they need new uniforms?
A: New Jersey.
